Frank's Ranche; Or, My Holiday in the Rockies: Being a Contribution to the Inquiry into What We Are to Do with Our BoysMarston, E. (Edward)
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Frank's Ranche; Or, My Holiday in the Rockies: Being a Contribution to the Inquiry into What We Are to Do with Our Boys
Marston, E. (Edward)
Rocky Mountains -- Description and travel
The inn has become the property of the Union Pacific, and is, in fact,
one of the dining stations of that enterprising company. I regret to say
that the intelligent and civil manager, though perfectly acquainted with
the circumstances (through having read "Green Pastures" in a ten cent
edition), did not feel it to be a part of his duty to his employers to
hand over to me the bottle of champagne, notwithstanding the credentials
I presented. He did not, however, raise the slightest objection when I
invited him to join me and my friend M. in drinking to the health of the
writer of "Green Pastures," to the wealthy widow of the departed Jones,
and to "the pretty Scotch lassie," wherever she may be.
A local newspaper thus, somewhat erroneously, recorded our visit to this
city:—
"A. B. and C. D., two Englishmen who have been travelling around the
world, stopped off yesterday morning, and are guests at The Pacific.
They had letters of introduction to Jones(!), the former landlord of
the hotel, and had been told that Cheyenne was 'Hell on Wheels.'
They are disappointed."
In these western parts it is a dangerous thing sometimes to refuse a
"drink," and to offer to pay for it is a mortal offence. I was told that
in Cheyenne even the cowboys, with their big whips, broad-brimmed felt
hats, and hip-joint boots, were a superior, well-educated class, who had
a large reading-room, crowded of an evening with men who could hold
their own on any subject, political, social, or literary; and that there
were among them good mathematicians, and even classical scholars.
The following cutting from "The Cheyenne Democrat" exhibits the cowboy
in another light:—
"HE DRANK.
"MILORD HAS AN ADVENTURE WITH A BIG HORN COWBOY AND A BIG HORN.
"Editor Becker, of the Big Horn 'Sentinel,' tells a good story of a
nobby and snobby milord, of British extraction, who travelled from
Big Horn with him and Abe Idelman on the stage-coach early this
week. Milord was excessively exclusive. He wouldn't be social, and
spoke to no one except the two 'John Henry' servants he had with
him, and was altogether as unpleasant as his snobbishness could make
him. At a dinner station there were a lot of jolly cowboys on a
lark, and one of them 'treating' everybody asked the Englishman to
drink. Of course, milord haughtily refused. The cowboy displayed a
dangerous-looking six-shooter, and very impressively insisted on his
drinking.
"'But I cawn't, you know. I don't drink, you know,' was milord's
reply.
"Mr. Cowboy brought the muzzle in dangerous proximity to the knot in
which milord's brains were supposed to lie hidden somewhere, and
then he said he'd drink—he'd take soda water, you know.
"'Soda water nuthin,' said Mr. Cowboy. 'You'll take straight
whiskey.'
"'But, aw, this American whiskey, I cawn't swallow it, you know.'
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