Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
As Mr. Binns came in one morning fresh from his bath and breakfast,
his new city editor called him into his office. Mr. Waxby, in contrast
with Mr. Batsford, was a small, waspish, and yet affable and capable
man whom Binns could not say he admired as a man or a gentleman, but
who, he was sure, was a much better city editor than Batsford, and who
appreciated him, Binns, as Batsford never had, i.e., at his true worth.
Batsford had annoyed him with such a dog as Collins, whereas Waxby had
almost coddled him. And what a nose for news!
Mr. Waxby eyed him rather solemnly and enigmatically on this occasion,
and then observed: “Do you remember, Binns, that big M.P. train robbery
that took place out here near Dolesville about six months ago?”
“Yes, sir.”
“And do you remember that the Governor of this state and his military
staff, all in uniform, as well as a half dozen other big-wigs, were
on board, and that they all reported that there had been seven lusty
bandits, all heavily armed, some of whom went through the train and
robbed the passengers while others compelled the engineer and fireman
to get down, uncouple the engine, and then blow open the express car
door and safe for them and carry out the money, about twenty or thirty
thousand dollars all told?”
Binns remembered it well. He had been on the _News_ at the time, and
the full-page spread had attracted his keenest attention. It was
illustrative, as he thought, of the character of this region--raw and
still daring. It smacked so much of the lawlessness of the forties,
when pack-train and stage-coach robberies were the rule and not the
exception. It had caused his hair to tingle at the roots at times so
real was it. Never had he been so close, as it were, to anything so
dramatic.
“Yes, sir, I remember it very well,” he replied.
“And do you remember how the newspapers laughed over the fact that
the Governor and his military staff had crawled into their berths and
didn’t come out again until the train had started?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Well now, Binns, just read this,” and here Mr. Waxby handed him a
telegram, the while his eyes gleamed with a keen humorous light, and
Mr. Binns read:
“Medicine Flats, M. K.
“Lem Rollins arrested here to-day confesses to single-handed robbery
of M. P. express west of Dolesville February 2d last. Money recovered.
Rollins being brought to O---- via C.T.&A. this p.m. Should arrive
six-thirty.”
“Apparently,” cackled Mr. Waxby, “there was nothing to that
seven-bandit story at all, Binns. There weren’t any seven robbers, but
just one, and they’ve caught him, and he’s confessed,” and here he
burst into more laughter.
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