Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
Things went from better to best. We reached the place where the fact
of the shop’s being a ship, and the engineer the captain, and I the
mate, and the smith the bos’n, _ad infinitum_, came to be a matter of
general knowledge, and we were admired and congratulated and laughed
with until nearly all the workers of the shop, with some trifling
and unimportant exceptions, the foreman for one, began to share our
illusion--carpenters, cabinet-makers, joiners, all. The one exception,
as I say, was the foreman, only he was a host in himself, a mean,
ill-dispositioned creature, of course, who looked upon all such ideas
as fol-de-rol, and in a way subversive of order and good work. He
was red-headed, big-handed, big-footed, dull. He had no imagination
beyond lumber and furniture, no poetry in his soul. But the crew, the
hundred-headed crew, accepted it as a relief. They liked to think they
were not really working, but out upon a blue and dancing sea, and came
back one by one, the carpenters, the tinsmiths, the millwrights, one
and all, with cheerful grins to do us honor.
“So you’re the captain, eh?” lazy old Jack, the partner of car-loading
Carder, asked of the engineer, and John looked his full dignity at once.
“That I am, Jack,” he replied, “only able seamen ain’t supposed to ask
too many familiar questions. Are they, mate?”
“Well, I should say not,” I replied, arriving with a basket of
shavings. “Able seamen should always salute the captain before
addressing him, anyhow, and never fail to say _Sir_. Still, our crew
is new. It’s not very _able_ and the seamen end of it is a little _on
the fritz_, I’m thinking. But, all things considered, we can afford
to overlook a few errors until we get everything well in hand. Eh,
Captain?”
“Right, mate,” returned the captain genially. “You’re always
right--nearly.”
Before I could start an argument on this score, one of the able seamen,
one who was thus discourteously commented on, observed, “I don’t know
about that. Seems to me the mate of this here ship ain’t any too much
shucks, or the captain either.”
The captain and I were a little dismayed by this. What to do with an
able seaman who was too strong and too dull to take the whole thing
in the proper spirit? It threatened smooth sailing! This particular
person was old Stephen Bowers, the carpenter from the second floor who
never to us seemed to have quite the right lightness of spirit to make
a go of all this. He was too likely to turn rough but well-meant humor
into a personal affront to himself.
“Well, Captain, there you are,” I said cautiously, with a desire to
maintain order and yet peace. “Mutiny, you see.”
“It does look that way, don’t it?” big John replied, eyeing the
newcomer with a quizzical expression, half humorous, half severe.
“What’ll we do, mate, under such circumstances?”
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