Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“But what’s the use?” she asked of herself wearily and resignedly after
a time. “Why should I cry? Why shouldn’t I marry Barton? I don’t amount
to anything, anyhow. Arthur wouldn’t have me. I wanted him, and I am
compelled to take some one else--or no one--what difference does it
really make who? My dreams are too high, that’s all. I wanted Arthur,
and he wouldn’t have me. I don’t want Barton, and he crawls at my feet.
I’m a failure, that’s what’s the matter with me.”
And then, turning up her sleeves and removing a fichu which stood out
too prominently from her breast, she went into the kitchen and, looking
about for an apron, observed:
“Can’t I help? Where’s the tablecloth?” and finding it among napkins
and silverware in a drawer in the adjoining room, proceeded to set the
table.
A STORY OF STORIES
Take a smoky Western city. Call it Omaha or Kansas City or Denver,
only let the Mississippi flow past it. Put in it two rival morning
papers--two, and only two--the _Star_ and the _News_, the staffs
of which are rather keen to outwit each other. On the staff of the
_News_, slightly the better of the two newspapers, put Mr. David
Kolinsky, alias (yes, alias) David, or “Red” Collins (a little shift of
nomenclature due to the facts that, first: he was a South Russian Jew
who looked exactly like a red-headed Irishman--that is a peculiarity
of South Russian Jews, I believe--and secondly: that it was more
_distingué_, as it were, to be Irish in Omaha or Denver or Kansas
City than it was to be a South Russian Jew). Give him a slithery,
self-confident, race-track or tout manner. Put on him “loud” or showy
clothes, a diamond ring, a ruby pin in his tie, a yellowish-green
Fedora hat, yellow shoes, freckles, a sneering contemptuous “tough”
smile, and you have Mr. “Red” Collins as Mr.----
But wait.
On the _Star_, slightly the lesser of these two great dailies that
matutinally thrashed the city to a foam of interest, place Mr. Augustus
Binns, no less, young (not over twenty-two), tall, college-y, rather
graceful as young college men go, literary of course, highly ambitious,
with gold eye-glasses, a wrist watch, a cane--in short, one of those
ambitious young gentlemen of this rather un-happy go un-lucky
scribbling world who has distinct ideals, to say nothing of dreams,
as to what the newspaper and literary professions combined should
bring him, and who, in addition, inherently despised all creatures of
the “Red” Collins, or race-track, gambler, amateur detective, police
and political, type. Well may you ask, what was Mr. Collins, with
his peculiar characteristics, doing on a paper of the importance and
distinction of the _News_. A long story, my dears. Newspapers are
peculiar institutions.
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