Free Opinions, Freely Expressed on Certain Phases of Modern Social Life and ConductCorelli, Marie
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Free Opinions, Freely Expressed on Certain Phases of Modern Social Life and Conduct
Corelli, Marie
English essays -- 20th century; Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- 20th century
There is something in this graphic narrative which appears to tickle my
young cavalier’s fancy immensely, for whenever he says “Mister Adam,
he, Clum up a tree,” he opens his big blue eyes very widely, claps his
tiny hands very loudly, and gives vent to ecstatic shrieks of laughter.
It is quite evident that he entirely understands and appreciates Adam’s
position. Young as he is, he has the instinctive knowledge within him
that when the time comes, he will likewise adopt the “Clum up a tree”
policy. For Adam is the same Adam still, and nothing will ever change
him. And when things are getting rather “mixed” in his career, and the
forbidden fruit he has so readily devoured turns out to be rather more
sour and tasteless than he had anticipated,--when his Garden of Eden
is being searched through and through for the causes of the folly and
disobedience which have devastated its original fairness, the same old
story may be said of him--“Mister Adam, he, Clum up a tree.” Perhaps
if he only climbed a tree one might excuse him,--but unfortunately he
talks while climbing,--talks as though he were an old babbling grandam
instead of a lord of creation,--and grandam-like puts the blame on
somebody else. He says--“The woman whom thou gavest to be with me,
she gave me of the tree and I did eat.” Coward Adam! Observe how he
at once transfers the fault of his own lack of will and purpose to
the weaker, more credulous, more loving and trusting partner;--how he
leaves her defenceless to brave the wrath which he himself dreads,--and
how he never for one half second dreams of admitting himself to be the
least in the wrong! But there is always one great satisfaction to be
derived from the perusal of the strange old Eden story, and this is
that “Mister Sarpint” was of the male gender. Scripture leaves no room
for doubt on this point. It says: “Now the serpent was more subtil
than any beast of the field which the Lord God had made. And _he_ said
unto the woman----” So that a “he” tempted a woman, before “she” ever
tempted a “he.” Women should be duly thankful for the sex of “Mister
Sarpint,” and should also bear in mind that this particular “he” was
“more subtil than any beast of the field which the Lord God had made.”
On many an occasion it will be found a salutary and useful fact to
remember.
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