Free Opinions, Freely Expressed on Certain Phases of Modern Social Life and ConductCorelli, Marie
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Free Opinions, Freely Expressed on Certain Phases of Modern Social Life and Conduct
Corelli, Marie
English essays -- 20th century; Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- 20th century
Coward Adam does very well in America. He sees his position there
quite plainly. He knows that if he climbs his tree too often, hundreds
of feminine hands will pull him down. So he resigns himself to the
inevitable. He is not slow to repeat the customary whine--“The woman
whom thou gavest me”--but he says it quietly to himself between whiles.
Because he knows that _she_ knows all his share in the mischief!
So he digs and delves, and finds gold and silver and limitless oil
wherewith to turn into millions of dollars for her pleasure; he packs
pork, lays railway tracks, starts companies, organizes “combines”--and
strains every nerve and sinew to “do” every other Adam save himself
in his own particular line of business, so that “the woman” (or may
we say the women?) “whom thou gavest” may be clothed in Paris model
gowns, and wear jewels out-rivalling in size and lustre those of all
the kings and queens that ever made their sad and stately progress
through history. Indeed, Coward Adam, in the position he occupies as a
free citizen of that mighty Republic over which the wild eagle screams
exultingly, looks a little bit like a beaten animal. But he bears his
beating well, and is quite pleasant about it. In regard to “the woman
whom thou gavest me” he is nearer the imaginary code of “chivalry”
than his European brother. If the original Adam had learned the ways
of a modern American gentleman of good education and fine manners,
one can quite imagine him saying--“The woman whom thou gavest to be
with me generously offered me a share of the apple, and I did eat. But
the Serpent whom thou didst permit to tell lies to my amiable partner
concerning this special kind of fruit, was chiefly to blame.”
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