turned with a big, gruff laugh as he waved his hand to her. “There’s
Mlle. Jeanne, happy at last. She is able to calumniate us all in good
English to an insolent foreigner. _Pauvres de nous!_” and wherever we
went together those three days, I saw that the townspeople in shops,
down by the river the boatmen and boys, the women who showed us over
the museum and over the town-hall, the Alsatian manager of Laroche
Joubert’s huge paper factory, whither Jeanne and I drove next day, the
servants at the Duc de la Rochefoucauld’s castle, all knew, admired, and
respected Jeanne, the artisan’s daughter and Warwickshire nurse. She was
not pretty nor distinguished, she dressed like a dowdy nurse, and wore
cotton mittens, but I would I knew anybody in her position who could
attain such popularity in a town like Angoulême out of France. And all
with the utterest simplicity, and an excellent breeding. A heart-broken
shoemaker, a melancholy widower, who wanted her for wife, came to me
and begged me to use my influence in his behalf. He confided to me the
tale of his love, and felt sure that if Jeanne were urged to marry him
in the language of Shakespeare she would consent. She brought in to be
introduced to me a soldier to whom she was teaching English, a nice, mild
young fellow, who told me with gravity that in order to keep himself
abreast of English literature he had subscribed to _Pick Me Up_ for
himself and Jeanne, getting this luminous organ from Bordeaux. The doctor
and his wife invited Jeanne to take her foreign lion over one evening,
and we were made much of, and given syrup and water to drink. We stayed
out shockingly late of nights, for there was a splendid moon and I could
not be torn from the river. But when we entered on our upward toil along
the dark and silent streets, Jeanne would say: “Talk English very loud.
It is a woman’s best safeguard in France.” She called the English tongue
“a _coup de pistolet_ in French ears.” So whenever she saw a silhouette
in uniform, she fired off an aggressive shot of British vocables, and
when midnight, or later, found us under the watchmaker’s roof the old man
lifted his hands in horrified astonishment at our staying abroad so late.
It was another evidence of English eccentricity.
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