City and town life -- Fiction; Romance fiction, American; Short stories, American
"We was each an' all ready to cry, an' I dunno but we would hev done
it--though we was all ready to serve, too: coffee made, potatoes pipin'
hot, veal an' lamb het up an' smellin' rich, chicken soup steamin', an'
all. But just that very minute we heard some of 'em comin' in the
hall--an' the one 'ready' conquered the other 'ready,' like it will, an'
we all made a rush, part curious an' part nerves, to peek through the
little servin' window from the kitchen.
"_What_ do you think we saw? It was the automobile folks, hungry an' got
there first. In they'd come, women laughin', men jokin', all makin' a
lark out o' the whole thing. An' if the women wasn't, every last one of
'em, wearin'--not the clothes they hed come in, but light pink an' light
blue an' white an' flowered things, an' all like that.
"Mis' Hubbelthwait burst in on us while we was lookin'. 'They hed things
in their trunk at the back o' the automobile,' says she. 'They says they
wanted to floss up for dinner, an' floss up they hev. They look like
Lyddy's fashion sheets, one an' all.'
"At that Mis' Sykes, a-ceasin' to peek, she drops her tray on the bare
floor an' begun untyin' her apron. 'Quick!' she raps out, 'Mis'
Hubbelthwait, you go an' set 'em down. An' every one o' you--into them
togs of ours! Here's the chance to wear 'em--here an' _now_,' she says,
'an' leave them folks see we know how to do things here in Friendship
Village as good as the best.'
"Well, bein' as she had rented the dress, an' three dollars hed to be
paid out anyhow, an' bein' as she was president, an' bein' as we was all
hankerin' in our hearts, we didn't need much urgin'. We slammed the
servin' window shut an' set chairs against both doors, an' we whisked
out of our regular dresses like wild.
"'Oh, land--my land, the sleeves--the sleeves ain't in mine!' says Mis'
Toplady, sort o' glazed, an' speakin' in a wail. But we encouraged her
up to pin 'em in, which she done, an' it couldn't be told from stitches.
Poor Mame Holcomb's collar that wasn't on yet we turned in for her
V-shape, so's her dress was low, like the best. An' Mis' Uppers, that
was seasonin' the chicken soup like none of us could, her we took turns
in dressin' in her green. An' I'd got into my spare-room curtains,
somehow, just as Mis' Hubbelthwait come shoving at that door.
"'The men--the men!' says she, painful. 'They're all out here--Silas an'
Timothy an' Eppleby an' all. They've all heard about it--the automobiles
went to the post-office for their mail, an' Silas told 'em enjoyable
about Threat, an' the automobiles told him where they was goin' to eat.
An' they've come, thinkin' they's enough for all, an' they're out here
now.'
"Mis' Toplady groaned a little, agonized an' stifled, but rill firm.
'Tell 'em, then,' says she, 'to come back up here, like men, an'
_help_.'
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