Poor Hemstead, who thus far had forgotten himself in his thought
for others, was now suddenly and painfully made conscious of his
own existence, and at once became the most helpless and awkward of
mortals, as he found all eyes turned toward him. He was trying to
escape from the room without stepping on two or three people--to
Lottie's infinite amusement, though the tears stood in her eyes as
she laughed--when Mrs. Gubling, ignorant of all that had happened,
appeared from the kitchen, and created a diversion in his favor.
The good woman looked as if pickles had been the only part of the
donation supper in which she had indulged, and in a tone of ancient
vinegar, said, "Them as hasn't eaten had better come and take what
they can git now."
A roar of laughter greeted this rather forbidding invitation. But,
before any one could reply, Mr. Dlimm, red and breathless from his
exertions, also entered, and with a faint smile and with the best
courtesy he could master under the trying circumstances, added:
"I am sorry any of our friends should have been kept waiting for
supper. If they will now be so kind as to step down, we will do
the best we can for them."
The good man was as puzzled by a louder explosion of mirth as Mrs.
Gubling had been. The stout farmer whispered something to Lottie,
and then, with an extravagant flourish, offered his arm to Mrs.
Gubling.
"Go 'long with you," she said, giving him a push; but he took her
along with him, while Lottie brought the parson to where his wife
stood surrounded by greenbacks like fallen leaves, which in the
hurry of events had not been picked up. The good man stared at his
wife with her tearful eyes, and Mrs. Gubling stared at the money,
and the people laughed and clapped their hands as only hearty
country people can. Lottie caught the contagion, and laughed with
them till she was ashamed of herself, while the rest of her party,
except Hemstead, laughed at them and the "whole absurd thing," as
they styled it, though Harcourt had a few better thoughts of his
own.
Mrs. Rhamm's lank figure and curious face now appeared from the
kitchen in the desire to solve the mystery of the strange sounds
she heard, and the unheard-of delay in coming to supper. Lottie's
coadjutor at once pounced upon her, and escorted, or rather dragged
her to where she could see the money. She stared a moment, and
then, being near-sighted, got down on her knees, that she might
look more closely.
"She is going to pray to it," cried the farmer; and the simple
people, aware of Mrs. Rhamm's devotion to this ancient god, laughed
as if Sydney Smith had launched his wittiest sally.
"Mrs. Gubling," continued the young man, "if you are not chairman
of the committee, you ought to be, for you are the best man of the
lot."
"I'd have you know I'm no man at all. It's no compliment to tell
a woman she's like a man," interrupted Mrs. Gubling, sharply.
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