From Monkey to Man, or, Society in the Tertiary Age: A Story of the Missing Link, Showing the First Steps in Industry, Commerce, Government, Religion and the Arts; With an Account of the Great Expedition From Cocoanut Hill and the Wars in Alligator SwampBierbower, Austin
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From Monkey to Man, or, Society in the Tertiary Age: A Story of the Missing Link, Showing the First Steps in Industry, Commerce, Government, Religion and the Arts; With an Account of the Great Expedition From Cocoanut Hill and the Wars in Alligator Swamp
Bierbower, Austin
Prehistoric peoples -- Fiction
Next in valor and wise in counsel was Spread-mouth, the first man that
was known to laugh. His associates observed the changing size of his
mouth, which took as many dimensions as the chameleon took colors, and
was seen to be biggest when he was with women. Others learned to imitate
him, which was at first thought to detract, and then to add, to their
beauty, until, at the time of which we speak, half of the Ammi had
learned to laugh, but many of them awkwardly. The first laughs of men
were hardly distinguishable from grins and growls, and many indulged in
them unwillingly because of the huge teeth they displayed, which called
forth shudders rather than responsive smiles. They who laughed, laughed
alone, and not for many generations did a whole company join in laughter
together. As there was little wit to encourage laughter, the habit was
of slow growth, and its indulgence promoted quarreling rather than good
humor, because of the defiant appearance of the laugher. Only when men
became acquainted with laughter did they learn to like it, and not to
resent it. This great Spread-mouth was, therefore, long the terror and
the puzzle of the Ammi.
Next in honor and influence was the great jawed and big-fisted Pounder,
whose mouth and hands were a double terror to his enemies. He scorned to
fight with clubs or sharpened stones, but thought himself sufficiently
armed by nature to meet his enemy, whether man, or ape, or wild beast.
He had fought the woolly Rhinoceros and Cave Bear; he had climbed after
wild cats, and fought in the Swamp with alligators. Pounder had a long,
narrow head, with retreating forehead, and great jaws filled with oblique
teeth, which struck terror into an enemy. He was woolly-haired, being
covered with coarse, dark-brown bunches of hair over his whole body, and
a beard of lighter color. His arms were long, reaching almost to the
ground, so that he could walk as well as fight with them, using sometimes
one and sometimes both. They were powerful, whether to hold an object or
deal a blow. His legs were short and thin, with undeveloped calves, and
he walked half erect with in-bent knees, carrying a huge body that was
ever ready for assault. He was impatient to reach the enemy, and at times
quarreled with his friends that he might have somebody to fight. Pounder
was more useful in war than in peace; and had not this conflict broken
out to make him a hero, he would have been killed as a criminal.
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