From the Heart of Israel: Jewish Tales and TypesDrachman, Bernard
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From the Heart of Israel: Jewish Tales and Types
Drachman, Bernard
Jewish folk literature; Jewish legends; Jews -- Folklore; Jews -- Social life and customs; Tales -- Israel
“What is the meaning of all this?” she demanded fiercely, while flames
of wrath blazed from her piercing eyes. “Why do you come to me from
America looking like a beggar and a ragged saint fresh from the benches
of the Beth-Hammidrash instead of a prosperous New York merchant, as you
had made us all believe you had become? Was it all a lie, your
oft-repeated tale of your success in business and your progress? Did you
steal the money you sent me, and have you fled from the officers of the
law, who, perhaps, are after you now? Oh, you are still the same old
_Shlemihl_, the same old goodfor-nothing! Why did the Most High curse me
by making me your wife?”
“My dear Shprinze, do not rave so!” expostulated Yerachmiel. “How can
you say such things before you have heard any explanation from me? I am
not a liar nor a _Shlemihl_. Whatever I wrote you about my business
success in America was strictly true; and the money I sent you was my
own, and all honestly earned. I have come to take you with me to
America; and I already have the steamship tickets for us both, and
plenty of money for railroad fare and necessary expenses.”
“Then why are you dressed so shabbily?” continued Shprinze, with
undiminished fierceness; “and why do you look so down-hearted? Is that
the appearance and the bearing suitable to a wealthy merchant, such as
you have claimed to be?”
“I suppose I am not very particular about my appearance,” answered
Yerachmiel; “and then, I admit, I have had considerable trouble and
losses in business lately, and that may have given me a worried look.
But what need that concern you? I have learned the art of getting on in
America, and I do not fear but that I shall soon be able to recover
whatever I have lost. In the mean while I am here. I am your husband,
and I ask you to come and make your home with me.”
“You are _mechulleh_,” said Shprinze, suspicion gazing out of every line
of her excited countenance. “I can understand from what you admit that
you have lost all you had, and you want me to share your poverty, or
perhaps to give you the money that I have saved from what you sent me! I
shall not do it! I do not want to go with you! Give me a _Get_. I do not
want to be the wife of such a _Shlemihl_.”
Yerachmiel’s pale face became fiery red when he heard these harsh and
heartless words; but again he endeavored to bring his wife to a better
frame of mind. “Shprinze,” he said in appealing tones that might have
melted a heart of stone, “is this my welcome home? Have I deserved this
of you? Have I not always been faithful to you, even when I was a poor
_Shlemihl_ in this town, and did I not give you every kopeck I earned?
Did I not send you money abundantly from America? You may trust me. I
still have the means to support my wife, and therefore I again ask you
to come with me to my home, as beseems a good and true wife in Israel.”
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