He had a good deal more to say in the same strain—with especially
biting criticism on the “artillery barrage” and the red-faced big
drummer who played lead in it—during the rest of the practice and at
the end of it when they lay in their “final objective” and rested,
smoking and cooling off with the top buttons of tunics undone, while
the officers gathered round the C.O. and listened to criticism and made
notes in their books.
“I’ll admit,” he said, “they might plan out the trenches here the same
as the ones we’re to attack from. It’s this rot o’ layin’ out the Fritz
trenches gets me. An’ this attack—it’s about as like a real attack as
my gasper’s like a machine-gun. Huh! Wi’ one bloke clockin’ you on a
stop-watch, an’ another countin’ the paces between the trenches—Boche
trenches a mile behind their front line, mind you—an’ another whackin’
a big drum like a kid in a nursery. An’ all this ‘Go steady here, this
is a sharp rise,’ or ’hurry this bit, ’cos most likely it’ll be open to
enfiladin’ machine-gun fire,’ or ‘this here’s the sunk road wi’ six
machine-gun emplacements.’ Huh! Plunky rot I calls it.”
The others heard him in silence or with mild chaffing replies. Ratty
was new to this planned-attack game, of course, but since he had been
out and taken his whack of the early days, had been wounded, and home,
and only lately had come out again, he was entitled to a certain amount
of excusing.
Johnny summed it up for them. “We’ve moved a bit since the Noove
Chapelle days, you know,” he said. “You didn’t have no little lot like
this then, did you?” jerking his head at the bristling line of their
machine-guns. “An’ you didn’t have creepin’ barrages, an’ more shells
than you could fire, eh? Used to lose seventy an’ eighty per cent. o’
the battalion’s strength goin’ over the bags them days, didn’t you?
Well, we’ve changed that a bit, thank Gawd. You’ll see the differ
presently.”
Later on Ratty had to admit a considerable “differ” and a great
improvement on old ways. He and his company moved up towards the
front leisurely and certainly, without haste and without confusion,
having the orders detailed overnight for the next day’s march, finding
meals cooked and served regularly, travelling by roads obviously
known and “detailed” for them, coming at night to camp or billet
places left vacant for them immediately before, finding everything
planned and prepared, foreseen and provided for. But, although he
admitted all this, he stuck to his belief that beyond the front line
this carefully-planned moving must cease abruptly. “It’ll be the
same plunky old scramble an’ scrap, I’ll bet,” he said. “We’ll see
then if all the Fritz trenches is just where we’ve fixed ’em, an’
if we runs to a regular time-table and follows the laid-down route
an’ first-turn-to-the-right-an’-mind-the-step-performance we’ve been
practisin’.”
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