The door-curtain of sacking pushed aside, and the Padre came in. “Ha,
Lollie. Glad to have you back again,” he said, shaking hands warmly.
“Mess has been quite missing you. Sorry for your own sake you’re here,
of course, but——”
“You needn’t be, Padre,” said Lollie cheerfully. “I was just saying I’m
glad to be back. And ’pon my word it’s true. It’s quite good to be home
here again.”
“Home!” said the Padre and the Acting-Adjutant together, and laughed.
“I like that.”
“Well, it is,” said Lollie stoutly. “Anyway, it feels like it to me.”
That feeling apparently was driven home in the course of the next hour
or two. His servant showed him to his dug-out, which he was to share
with the second in command, had a portable bath and a dixie full of
boiling water for him, his valise spread on a comfortable stretcher-bed
of wire netting on a wooden frame, clean shirt and things laid out,
everything down to soap and towel and a packet of his own pet brand of
cigarettes ready to his hand. Lollie pounced on the cigarettes. “Like a
fool I didn’t take enough to last me,” he said, lighting up and drawing
a long and deep breath and exhaling slowly and luxuriously. “And I
couldn’t get ’em over the other side for love or money.”
While he stripped and got ready for his bath, his servant hovered round
shaking out the things he took off and giving him snatches of gossip
about the battalion. Lollie saw him eyeing the exceedingly dull buttons
on his tunic and laughed. “Rather dirty, aren’t they?” he said. “I’m
afraid I forgot ’em most of the time I was over there. And I hate
cleaning buttons anyhow; always get more of the polish paste on the
tunic than on the buttons.”
After his bath and change, Lollie wandered round and had a talk to
different officers, to his orderly-room sergeant, and the officers’
mess cook, inspected the kitchen arrangements with interest, and
discussed current issue of rations and meals. “Glad you’re back, sir,”
said the mess cook. “I did the best I could, but the messing never
seems to run just right when you’re away. I never can properly remember
the different things some of them don’t like.”
The same compliment to his mess-catering abilities was paid him at
dinner that night. “Ha, dinner,” said the Padre; “we can look for a
return to our good living again now that you’re ho—back again, Lollie.”
Lollie laughed. “Nearly caught you that time, Padre,” he said. “You
almost said ‘home again,’ didn’t you?” And the Padre had to confess he
nearly did.
They had a very pleasant little dinner, and, even if the curry was
mostly bully beef and the wine was the thin, sharp claret of local
purchase, Lollie enjoyed every mouthful and every minute of the meal.
Several of the other officers of the battalion dropped in after dinner
on one excuse or another, but, as Lollie suspected, mainly to shake
hands with him and hear any of the latest from the other side.
“There’s a rum ration to-night,” said the Second, about ten. “What
about a rum punch, Lollie?”
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