Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and PictureCox, Palmer
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Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture
Cox, Palmer
Canadian wit and humor
“Well, I’ll try a pull, anyway,” he said, as he took down the valise
from a rack overhead to select the garment. “I’ll have it all ready for
a hoist,” he continued, “and if I don’t climb into it faster than a
spark into a chimney, I’m not what I think I am, that’s all;” and with a
look of determination he went to a seat in the rear of the car, and for
a time seemed busily engaged preparing for the great change.
I had made an error in regard to the time that would elapse before we
reached the tunnel, and the result was we reached it before he was fully
prepared for it. Into it the locomotive plunged with a wild scream.
Gloom closed around the passengers, hiding the nearest objects from
their view. On we sped. The rattling of the trucks told us rail after
rail was passed, but still a darkness that might be felt enveloped the
rushing train.
Those who were conversing as the car entered the tunnel, stopped as
though the icy hand of death had been laid upon their throat. The
half-uttered word rested upon the tongue, and the tunnel, like a long
dash, stretched between the parts of a sentence.
I thought of the passenger, doubtless by this time struggling into his
linen, and turned around in my seat facing him. With considerable
interest I waited the return of light. At last it came glimmering far
ahead. Plainer and plainer the objects grew around, and first and most
noticeable of all, was the tall form of the passenger from over the
mountains, leaning over the seat in front of him, enveloped in his snowy
linen, his hands stuck in the sleeves at the elbows, and his head vainly
endeavoring to shoot through the opening at the neck, which in his haste
he had neglected to unbutton.
[Illustration: A STARTLING APPARITION.]
Notwithstanding his head was enveloped, he was conscious that light had
dawned upon the scene, and his struggles and frantic thrusts became
painful to look upon.
Finally the fastening at the neck gave way, and his face came through
the opening, red as a pickled beet. Fortunately most of the passengers
were sitting with backs toward him and but few witnessed the terrible
struggle. One old lady, however, got nearly frightened out of her wits.
When objects began to grow visible around her, she became suddenly
apprised of the startling fact that a white figure was bent over her,
with outstretched wings fanning the air, and she very naturally came to
the conclusion that an angel was about to gather her to her fathers.
The ashen look of the poor old body, as she stole a glance over her
shoulder at the white object behind, showed that however fitted she
was—in respect of years—for the final taking off, she was anything but
willing to start upon such an uncertain journey.
[Illustration]
HUNTING WITH A VENGEANCE.
“That man received his charge from me.”
—_Shakespeare._
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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