Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and PictureCox, Palmer
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Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture
Cox, Palmer
Canadian wit and humor
Whether it was the wind acted upon it I couldn’t tell, but Stone
overhauled it, and passing over it, materially injured its form as a
roller, by giving it an oblong shape, and soon left the crushed hat
wabbling far behind. He turned neither to the right nor to the left, but
rolled as straight down the hill as a saw-log down the bank of a river
into a mill-pond. Goats nibbling in the vicinity paused in their repast
and looked pitifully at the gentleman as he went tumbling by them, and
evidently congratulated themselves on being goats, that feel at home on
the steepest hillside that nature can present to their hoofs. When, in
his mad career, my friend Stone would reach some intercepting shelf he
would bounce about three feet into the air, and continue down the
incline with increased velocity. Nor did he stop his brilliant course
until he brought up whack against the fence.
Fortunately he was unhurt, but was so dizzy that everything was turning
around him for an hour afterwards. He declares that though he should
live until he becomes so old as to forget the way to his mouth, he has
taken his last look at the city and the surrounding bay from the summit
of that hill. And when we think of his last descent from that high
altitude, we can hardly wonder at the declaration.
RIDING IN THE STREET CARS.
A chiel’s amang ye takin’ notes,
And faith he’ll prent it.
—_Burns._
The greater portion of this day I have spent riding in the street cars.
I find it is quite a pleasant way of passing a few leisure hours.
Neither is it an extravagant way of entertaining one’s self.
On figuring up I find, by choosing the longest routes, it cost just
seven and one-quarter cents per hour. This is certainly reasonable.
[Illustration: THE SIGNAL STATION.]
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