Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and PictureCox, Palmer
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Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture
Cox, Palmer
Canadian wit and humor
He seems to have no confidence in himself. His actions are like those of
an inferior checker player. Shove about as he may, the chances are he
will soon regret the manœuvre, and wish himself safely back again at the
starting point.
[Illustration: AN OBJECT OF SUSPICION.]
Everything about the premises seems to be after him. He regards the old
blacking-brush that lies under the bench with looks of suspicion for
hours together, and dare not risk a scamper past. He takes it for a
horrid cat, quietly and patiently biding her time. He retires into his
hole and waits fully an hour before peeping out again; but there it sits
to blast his sight and cause a cold thrill to run along his little
spine. The fact that it does not change its position does not in the
least weaken his mistrust; on the contrary, it rather strengthens it.
“It is so cat-like,” he says to himself, “for it to be sitting there
motionless.” In the handle projecting from one end he very naturally
thinks he recognizes the tail, and at this new discovery he backs into
his hole again in great trepidation.
He feels certain now that he was right in his suspicions. Another wait
follows. On again emerging, there it lies as before; and if that mouse
was profane, and had a soul to hazard, it would undoubtedly hazard it,
and roundly berate that brush through compressed teeth.
It takes but little to set a poor mouse into a perfect fluster. Down
rolls a stick of wood from the pile, and Mr. Mouse, nibbling at the
other corner of the shed, jumps at least eight feet in the direction of
his hole. The wind blows down the clothes-line stick, and simultaneous
with its fall upon the planks the heart, liver and lights of the poor
mouse seem to be running a steeple-chase to see which can jump from his
mouth first. Away he scurries across the yard, so fast, that though your
eyes were endeavoring to keep up with him all the way, you merely know
_something_ has been moving, but can only surmise what.
We sometimes think the trials and disappointments of humanity are great,
but dear me! what are they compared to the miseries of these poor
creatures. From their hardships deliver me! For all their care and
caution, they do so often miscalculate. This is evidenced by the number
of times our old cat enters the house with her mouth full, and her eyes
sparkling with pride.
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