To Lad, the giant collie, this was always a trying season. For longer
than he could remember, Lad had been the official watchdog of the
Place. And his chief duties were to keep two-footed and four-footed
strays from trespassing thereon.
To an inch, he knew the boundaries of the Master's land. And he knew
that no human intruder was to be molested; so long as such intruder had
the sense to walk straight down the driveway to the house. But woe to
the tramp or other trespasser who chanced to come cross lots or to
wander in any way off the drive! Woe also to such occasional cattle or
other livestock as drifted in from the road or by way of a casual
fence-gap!
Human invaders were to be met in drastic fashion. Quadruped trespassers
were to be rounded up and swept at a gallop up the drive and out into
the highroad. With cattle or with stray horses this was an easy job;
and it contained, withal, much fun;--at least, for Lad.
But, pigs were different.
Experience and instinct had taught Lad what few humans realize. Namely,
that of all created beasts, the pig is the worst and meanest and most
vicious; and hardest to drive. When a horse or a cow, or a drove of
them, wandered into the confines of the Place, it was simple and joyous
to head them off, turn them, set them into a gallop and send them on
their journey at top speed. It took little skill and less trouble to do
this. Besides, it was gorgeous sport. But pigs--!
When a porker wriggled and hunched and nosed a space in the line fence,
and slithered greasily through, Lad's work was cut out for him. It
looked simple enough. But it was not simple. Nor was it safe.
In the first instance, pigs were hard to start running. Oftener than
not they would stand, braced, and glare at the oncoming collie from out
their evil little red-rimmed eyes; the snouts above the hideous masked
tushes quivering avidly. That meant Lad must circle them, at whirlwind
speed; barking a thunderous fanfare to confuse them; and watching his
chance to flash in and nip ear or flank; or otherwise get the brutes to
running.
And, even on the run, they had an ugly way of wheeling, at close
quarters, to face the pursuer. The razor tushes and the pronged
forefeet were always ready, at such times, to wreak death on the dog,
unless he should have the wit and the skill and the speed to change, in
a breath, the direction of his dash. No, pigs were not pleasant
trespassers. There was no fun in routing them. And there was real
danger.
Except by dint of swiftness and of brain; an eighty-pound collie has no
chance against a six-hundred-pound pig. The pig's hide, for one thing,
is too thick to pierce with an average slash or nip: And the pig is too
close to earth and too well-balanced by build and weight, to be
overturned: And the tushes and forefeet can move with deceptive
quickness. Also, back of the red-rimmed little eyes flickers the redder
spirit of murder.
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