Further Adventures of Quincy Adams Sawyer and Mason Corner FolksPidgin, Charles Felton
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Further Adventures of Quincy Adams Sawyer and Mason Corner Folks
Pidgin, Charles Felton
New England -- Fiction
Hiram was used to hearing covert slurs and open flings at the Sawyer
family, but had found replies only provocative of attacks upon himself,
so he listened in silence. Mr. Strout took up the letter. “I wrote
'em 'bout startin' that new branch over to Westvale, and although they
answered in a kinder top-lofty style--I reckon that young Merry writ the
letter--I 'magine they're in for it, horse, foot, and dragoons. They'll
put up the money. An' the question now is who'll go over and take charge
of it.”
Hiram put his pipe on the table. “There's two folks that don't want to
go, an' that's Mandy an' me. I don't s'pose the children would find any
fault, but they're not old enough to vote on the question.”
Hiram knew that his partner was anxious to get him out of the
Fernborough store, and so he filed his objections at once.
“Oh,” said Strout, “of course I didn't have no sech idee as askin' you
to go, even if you did know who was the best man for the job. The snail
thinks he's travelled a long ways when he goes a foot, an' some men are
jus' like him.”
Hiram ignored the personal application.
“Well, bein's you didn't want me to go, I s'pose you've somebody in
mind. Suit yourself, as us'al.”
“Well, I've thought it all over, an' I think Billy Ricker's our man.
He'll be over from Montrose to-morrow an' I'll talk it over with him.
We've got that Montrose trade so solid he can be spared from there now.
Guess there ain't any trade tonight or Bob would have called us in afore
this.”
“Ef we sold cord wood we might be doin' somethin',” and, laughing in his
old way at his own joke, Hiram started to follow his partner into the
store.
“Say, Hiram,” called out Strout in a loud voice, “bring in them two
chairs--everything's occupied out here 'cept the counter.”
As the proprietors took their seats, the store door was opened again,
this time admitting Mr. Abner Stiles. His teeth were chattering, and
he stamped his feet upon the floor, and beat his hands against his
shoulders in old-fashioned country style.
“Moses Williams!” he cried. “I kinder think the North Pole must have
slid down an' come to stop in this 'ere town. I say, Strout, if that
organ of yourn was pumped to-night you'd have to play 'From Greenland's
Icy Mountains,' or some sech tune.”
“Where have you been?” asked Mr. Strout.
“Hain't been nowhere. Jes' came from the Pettingill house. Young Master
Sawyer wants some brown sugar to make some candy. Give me five pounds.”
“So it's Master Sawyer, is it?” said Strout as he weighed the saccharine
substance. “I thought it was Mister before a man was a Master.”
“I ain't a talkin' about men--he's only a boy, and a mighty smart boy
too.”
“I'm tired hearing about him,” said Strout. “Can't you give us something
new?”
“Yes, I kin,” said Abner. “Boys, I've got something funny to tell you. I
went to Cottonton this afternoon and I'd jest got back when they sent me
for the sugar.”
“What ye doin' over there?” asked Benoni.
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