Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No TitleMeans, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
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Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No Title
Means, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
African Americans -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Look here, brudder,” Vinegar Atts bellowed. “Us niggers gib Marse Tom
de recommend whut got you de job of killin’ dem hawgs. We knowed you
could shoot ’em all right, but we didn’t expeck you would. We figgered
when you perceived dem hawgs a comin’ through de brush, you’d
skedaddle.”
“Huh!” Pewter grunted. “I don’t skeer so awful easy. All dem growlin’,
gruntin’ hawgs reminded my mind of dem Bush Germuns. I jes’ nachelly
craved to ’liminate ’em!”
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The Ten-Share Horse
I
A white man entered the Hen-Scratch saloon and sat down at one of the
little tables. He looked around him curiously. The glory of the
Hen-Scratch had departed. Nothing remained of the saloon but its name.
There was dust upon the tables. The mirror behind the bar was written
all over with the unedifying literature of soft drinks. There were no
patrons in the place. A little yellow barkeeper was wiping glasses and
trying to arrange grape-juice bottles in an enticing array upon his
shelves, glancing up from his task at intervals to gaze into the tragic
face of Abraham Lincoln, which looked out from a fly-specked frame hung
crookedly upon the wall.
Skeeter Butts laid down a bottle which contained one of the softest of
soft drinks, came from behind the bar, and murmured politely into the
ear of the white man:
“Us ain’t sellin’ no drinks to white men, boss. Endurin’ of de barroom
time, it wusn’t allowed. De law made us hab sep’rate barrooms fer de
whites an’ blacks. Dar ain’t no saloons no mo’, but——”
“I ain’t buying drinks,” the white man answered. “I have no money, no
credit, no friends, no business.”
“Escuse me fer sayin’ it, boss,” Skeeter chuckled, “but dem is my fixes,
an’ you is mighty nigh as bad off as a nigger.”
“I’m worse off than a nigger,” the white man responded, and he seemed to
get a lugubrious satisfaction from a realization of the fact. “More is
expected of my race than of yours.”
“Dat’s right,” Skeeter agreed. “Dey lets us blacks down easy; but
neither de whites nor de blacks is up to expectations.”
The white man sat for a while in deep thought. Skeeter noticed that the
top of his head was overdeveloped, like an infant’s; that his fingers
were stained with cigarettes; that his clothes were of good material but
badly worn. He decided that the man was an animated slosh in the desert
of total abstinence, mourning the demise of John Barleycorn, and
hopefully looking for a damp cloud on the horizon in the shape of a
blind tiger.
Skeeter returned to his task of polishing glasses and wiping his bar,
the habit acquired through twenty years of service to men who put one
foot upon the brass rail. Meantime he watched the stranger from the
corner of his eyes, and when the silence was prolonged he became nervous
and fidgety. At last the man came to the bar and spoke.
“Can you lend me ten dollars?”
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