Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No TitleMeans, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
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Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No Title
Means, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
African Americans -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Skeeter, I come to git my money back,” he said. “I done decided not to
buy no race-hoss.”
“You cain’t git yo’ money back,” Skeeter said. “De white man took all
our dollars wid him, an’ now our hoss done eloped away.”
“I don’t know no white man,” Conko Mukes said belligerently. “I never
seen no white man. I ain’t saw nobody but you, didn’t make no trade wid
nobody but you, an’ I got a mighty shawt look at dat hoss whut I paid my
good ten dollars fer. Now I’s lookin’ to you!”
“I got a mighty little look, too,” Skeeter said placatingly. “I ain’t
got a real good recollection of whut dat hoss looked like. I ain’t real
shore I’d know him in de road ef he didn’t limp none.”
“I ain’t buyin’ no absent hoss,” Conko said. “I want my money back!”
“But de white man is got our money,” Skeeter explained again. “You won’t
git yo’ money onless you finds de white man; an’ he’ll be harder to find
dan de hoss. You had a look at de hoss, but you never saw de white man
whut sold it.”
“I ain’t seem’ nobody but you,” Conko Mukes remarked in a hard tone. “I
gived you my money an’ you tuck it, an’ you is de mighty nigh white man
whut is got to give it back!”
“I ain’t got no money!” Skeeter Butts wailed.
“Git it!” Conko Mukes barked.
With this command he drew a large pistol from a holster under his left
arm and laid it on the table with the business end pointing toward
Skeeter Butts.
Skeeter turned almost white. Conko had the reputation of having killed
several men, and Skeeter had no desire to be commemorated by the next
notch carved on the butt of his gun.
He rose hastily to his feet and started toward the little safe in the
corner of the barroom. Conko followed him, his big gun punching at a
spot between Skeeter’s shoulder blades, which turned cold as ice from
the contact of the steel. Conko was not sure whether Skeeter was going
after money or a gun.
The trembling barkeeper stooped and opened the little door of his safe.
He took out the only ten dollars he had in the world and thrust it into
Conko’s hands.
“Good-by, Skeeter,” Conko grinned. “Dat wus a very narrer escapement fer
you. I done kilt plenty niggers fer less money!”
III
The next day Skeeter faced bankruptcy.
Conko possessed the gift of expression and liked to talk. He exhibited
the ten dollars he had secured from Skeeter, boasted of the forcible
methods he used to extract it from the barkeeper’s roll, and started
eight others to planning how they also could get their money back.
The Rev. Vinegar Atts called early, and brought Conko Mukes with him.
“I wants my money back, Skeeter!” he howled. “Conko an’ me been talkin’
it over. He specifies dat I kin come an’ shoot off my mouth, an’ he’ll
be handy to shoot off his gun; but I hopes dat ain’t needful to pussuade
you to do yo’ Christyum duty an’ hand my dollars back. Ef you don’t see
it dat way, I kin do de tongue-lashin’ an’ Conko kin do de
razor-slashin’. How soon is you gwine hand over my ten?”
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