Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No TitleMeans, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
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Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No Title
Means, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
African Americans -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Yes,” the stranger answered, with a barely perceptible hesitation.
“I knowed it,” Vinegar chuckled. “I bet Miss Jew-ann Shinny is gwine be
glad to see you!”
“I’ll go to see now,” the young man smiled, as he heard Skeeter’s
machine at the door.
III
“MISS JEW-ANN”
It was not possible for Skeeter Butts to keep his mouth shut for twenty
minutes, and the young man beside him, as he watched the long sandy road
roll under the machine like a brown ribbon, was equally willing to talk.
“Is you-alls kin to de Shinnys?” Skeeter asked.
“No.”
“Gwine dar on bizzness?”
“No—yes.”
“Dar ain’t nobody at dat house to do bizzness wid excusin’ Mr. Shinny
an’ Miss Jew-ann.” No answer. “Which one am you doin’ bizzness wid,
boss?”
“Which one do you think?”
“Of co’se, I’m jes’ guessin’—but ef I wus a white man I’d shore crave to
talk bizzness wid de lady.”
“That’s what I’m here for,” the stranger laughed.
“I done got you located now, boss,” Skeeter chuckled delightedly. “You
is courtin’.”
They turned suddenly to the left and ran into a dark road which lead
through a section of the Little Moccasin Swamp. The wheels began to slip
in the mire and Skeeter gave his entire attention to his automobile to
prevent stalling in the mud. At last they reached firmer ground, and
Skeeter returned to the conversation.
“Of co’se, I ain’t axin’ you fer no job, boss, but I’s been powerful
assistance to a whole passel of young white mens dat’s come courtin’ in
dis country.”
“What special help can you render?” the stranger asked.
“Expe’unce an’ conversation,” Skeeter replied promptly. “I done courted
’bout a millyum womens my own self, an’ I knows all de funny curves dey
tries on. I gives exputt advice to all de niggers dat marries in
Tickfall. I ain’t no marrifyin’ man myse’f, but I favors it an’ he’ps it
along.”
“How can you render assistance through your conversation?” the young man
smiled.
“Gosh, white man! You ain’t never done no courtin’ in de South, is you?
Eve’y white man whut goes courtin’ hires a nigger to go wid him.”
“What for?”
“I see you don’t know nothin’,” Skeeter chuckled. “I esplains dis fack;
eve’y white lady dat is wuth courtin’ is got some nigger gal wuckin’ fer
her in de kitchen. Eve’y white man whut onderstan’s courtin’ hires a
nigger boy to go wid him an’ wait on him while he courts de lady. Now,
dat nigger boy goes into de kitchen an’ tells dat nigger gal whut a
allfired good ketch fer de white lady his boss am—an’ de nigger gal
tells dat nigger boy whut a histidious, highfalutin lady her mistiss is,
an’ dat arrangement he’ps courtin’ long an’ does a large amount of great
good.”
The young man laughed, and Skeeter bent over his wheel, watching the
road for stumps as his machine plowed through some high marsh-grass.
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