Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No TitleMeans, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
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Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No Title
Means, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
African Americans -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“It will suit me best if we organizes to-night,” Red Cutt replied.
“Because, you see, I ain’t got so awful long to stay at any one place.”
“I kin fix dat,” Hitch Diamond growled. “De Nights of Darkness lodge
meets to-night. We has got a little mo’ dan one hundred members, but dar
never wus a lodge full of niggers whar all of ’em had one dollar per
each at one time. So I imagines dat when we sends out word dat eve’y
nigger dat comes to de lodge to-night must have a dollar fer a special
puppus dar won’t be mo’ dan one hunderd dat will see deir way clear to
come.”
“We might take our fust lesson at de lodge to-night, atter we completes
de organization,” Red Cutt suggested.
“Dat will suit me perzackly,” Hitch rumbled. “I’s de presidunt of de
Nights of Darkness lodge, and I’ll give de word, an’ whut I says goes.”
Red Cutt reached to his hip-pocket and brought forth a red-covered book
and laid it on the table before them. Vinegar Atts leaned over and gazed
at the title of the book—“How to Fly.” He opened to the title-page of
the volume and beheld a picture of a man dressed in the aviator costume,
with his goggles pushed back on his forehead, his mouth wide-spread in a
happy grin.
“Somepin shore tickles dis flyin’-man,” he chuckled. “I wonder is he so
awful pleased wid himself because he is gwine up or because he has jes’
come down?”
“As fer as I am concerned,” Skeeter cackled, “I think I could pull a
bigger grin atter I done come down dan I could ef I wus jes’ gwine up.”
“Atter you has studied dis book a while, an’ tuck a few lessons in
runnin’ de machine, you will laugh de most at de chance of gwine up,”
Red told him.
He handed the book to Vinegar opened at the preface, and said:
“Read whut it says at the fust openin’ of de book.”
The colored clergyman leaned back and gazed at the page, reading aloud,
giving to the words his peculiar African pronunciation.
“‘Wid a desire to train an aviator into proper capability so dat he may,
when embarkin’ on his career, have skillful an’ complete knowledge of
his perfession——’”
“Dat’s de word!” Red proclaimed. “Skillful an’ complete knowledge of his
perfession!”
“‘An’ fly widout dose disasterous an’ unnervin’ consequences—’” Vinegar
resumed but was instantly interrupted.
“Dat’s de sentence whut suits me best,” Skeeter announced. “I don’t want
no disasterous an’ unnervin’ consequences when I gits up in de air.”
“Dis here am de very book dat shows you how not to have ’em,” Red Cutt
said. “An’ dis is de rule dat we go by.”
He rapidly turned over the pages of the preface, indicating a place on
the page, and allowed Vinegar to resume his reading.
“‘Do not rush students through deir trainin’. Haste makes waste. Dis
fack should be inscribed on de door of every hangar.’”
“Hanger!” Figger Bush exclaimed. “How come dat book speaks about
hangin’? I thought we wus talkin’ about flyin’, an’ now you done got off
de subjeck.”
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