Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No TitleMeans, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
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Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No Title
Means, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
African Americans -- Fiction; Short stories, American
Then the captain’s baseball bat landed on the top of Mustard’s head and
Mustard sank to the floor unconscious.
Kerlerac walked over with the intention of pounding the negro’s head to
a jelly, but just then——
From a little house in the yard by the side of the residence, there
sounded the thrilling scream of Miss Virginia Gaitskill. The woman he
loved! A moment later she began to shriek, and in her tones were all the
concentrated essence of agonized terror!
Miss Virginia, in her effort to escape from the flying bullets, had run
out of the house through the kitchen. As she rushed out of the door into
the yard, the light from the door shone full into the eyes of a six-foot
alligator. He opened his mouth wide at her approach, and when she
screamed, he snapped his jaws like a bear-trap!
The shrieking girl fled for refuge to the storehouse.
Alas!
A stream of sweetness from a barrel of ribbon-cane sirup had been
running from the spigot for two days and one night. Over the floor of
that storehouse was a pool of molasses one inch deep.
Virginia stepped into that mess and both her dainty slippers stuck! She
screamed. She tried to retreat and stepped out of both her slippers, and
her feet stood ankle-deep in the molasses. Then came a series of shrieks
which were the essence of agonized terror!
Captain Kerley Kerlerac, leaving Mustard unconscious upon the floor, ran
to the rescue of the beauty in distress. Plunging out of the kitchen
door, he leaped over something which looked like an old mud-caked log,
and which snapped at him viciously as he passed.
Failing to get a bite of the captain’s leg, the alligator walked around
to the front of the house.
Kerlerac hurled himself through the door of the storehouse like a
catapult.
Alas for the hero! Both feet landed in the molasses, both feet slipped
from under him, he fell flat on his back, rolled over and over in the
sweetness, and stopped his progress only when both feet struck against
the empty barrel from which all that saccharine had dripped!
He sprang up, threw his sweet arms around the woman he loved, drew her
close to his sirupy form, laid his bleeding cheek against her amber
hair, and carried her forth to safety!
In the meantime, Skeeter Butts was lying in the reception room under a
leather couch, grasping the green-plush box in his nervous hand.
He had started up-stairs to restore it to its rightful owner, just as
Org and Little Bit, thinking they were poisoned, had run down the
hallway above in their flight to the dining-room. Skeeter had turned his
body to retreat, had lost his balance, and had fallen down the steps,
taking refuge under the leather couch, where he was happy to remain
during the subsequent scenes of that memorable night.
When the screams of Miss Virginia Gaitskill attracted all the guests to
the rear of the house, Skeeter crawled from under the couch, crawled
across the reception room, slipped out of the front door and began to
crawl toward the gate.
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