It was a month after the wedding, and Mrs. Markle was sitting alone in
her parlour, whither she had retired after the professional duties of
supper were over, when the front door opened, and Sal entered. It was
Sunday evening, and Sal had been enjoying the brief recreation of gossip
with the neighbours, and, as was alleged by the flippant mind before
alluded to, some coquettish conversation and dalliance with certain
youth of One Horse Gulch.
Mrs. Markle watched her handmaid slowly remove an immense straw "flat"
trimmed with tropical flowers, and then proceed to fold away an enormous
plaid shawl which represented quite another zone, and then her curiosity
got the better of her prudence.
"Well, and how did ye find the young couple gettin' on, Sal?"
Sal too well understood the value of coyly-withheld information to
answer at once, and with the instincts of a true artist, she affected to
misunderstand her mistress. When Mrs. Markle had repeated her question
Sal replied, with a a sarcastic laugh--
"Axin yer pardin fur manners, but you let on about the _young_ couple,
and _she_ forty if she's anythin'."
"Oh, no, Sal," remonstrated Mrs. Markle, with reproachful accents, and
yet a certain self-satisfaction; "you're mistaken, sure."
"Well," said Sal, breathlessly slapping her hands on her lap, "if pearl
powder and another woman's har and fancy doin's beggiles folks, it ain't
Sal ez is among the folks fooled. No, Sue Markle. Ef I ain't lived long
enough with a woman ez owns to thirty-three and hez--ef it wuz my last
words and God is my jedge--the neck and arms of a gal of sixteen, not to
know when a woman is trying to warm over the scraps of forty year with a
kind o' hash o' twenty, then Sal Clark ain't got no eyes, thet's all."
Mrs. Markle blushed slightly under the direct flattery of Sal, and
continued--
"Some folks says she's purty."
"Some men's meat is other men's pizen," responded Sal, sententiously,
unfastening an enormous black velvet zone, and apparently permitting her
figure to fall into instant ruin.
"How did they look?" said Mrs. Markle, after a pause, recommencing her
darning, which she had put down.
"Well, purty much as I allowed they would from the first. Thar ain't any
love wasted over thar. My opinion is thet he's sick of his bargin. She
runs the house and ev'ry thing that's in it. Jest look at the critter!
She's just put that thar Gabe up to prospecting all along the ledge
here, and that fool's left his diggin's and hez been running hither and
yon, making ridiklus holes all over the hill jest to satisfy thet woman,
and she ain't satisfied neither. Take my word for it, Sue Markle, thar's
suthin' wrong thar. And then thar's thet Olly"----
Mrs. Markle raised her eyes quickly, and put down her work. "Olly," she
repeated, with great animation--"poor little Olly! what's gone of her?"
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