Miss Rosey took the paper defiantly, and unfolded it, as the others
gathered round her, Mr. Dumphy availing himself of that opportunity to
lean familiarly over the arm of her chair. The letter was written with
that timid, uncertain ink, peculiar to the illiterate effort, and
suggestive of an occasional sucking of the pen in intervals of
abstraction or difficult composition. Saving that characteristic, it is
reproduced literally below:--
"1, Hoss Gulch, Argus the 10th.
"DEAR SIR,--On acount of thar heving ben bad Luck in the Leed
witch has droped, I rite thes few lins hopping you air Well. I
have to say we are disapinted in the Leed, it is not wut we
thought it was witch is wy I rite thes few lins. now sir
purheps you ixpict me to go on with our contrak, and furniss
you with 100 shars at 1 Thousin dolls pur shar. It issint wuth
no 1 Thousin dols pur shar, far frummit. No sir, it issint,
witch is wy I rite you thes few lins, and it Woddent be Rite
nor squar for me to tak it. This is to let you off Mister Dyce,
and hopin it ant no trubbil to ye, fur I shuddint sell atal
things lookin this bad it not bein rite nor squar, and hevin'
tor up the contrak atween you and me. So no more at pressen
from yours respectfuly. G. CONROY.
"P.S.--You might mind my sayin to you about my sister witch is
loss sens 1849. If you happind to com acrost any Traks of hers,
me bein' away, you can send the sam to me in Care of Wels Farko
& Co., New York Citty, witch is a grate favor and will be pade
sure. G. C."
"I don't care what you say, that's an honest letter," said Miss Rosey,
with a certain decision of character new to the experience of her
friends, "as honest and simple as ever was written. You can bet your
pile on that."
No one spoke, but the smile of patronising superiority and chivalrous
toleration was exchanged by all the gentlemen except Poinsett. Mr.
Dumphy added to his smile his short characteristic bark. At the
reference to the writer's sister, Mrs. Sepulvida shrugged her pretty
shoulders and looked doubtingly at Poinsett. But to her great
astonishment that gentleman reached across the table, took the letter,
and having glanced over it, said positively, "You are right, Miss Rosey,
it is genuine."
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