"_We?_ No, sir. _I'm_ going--alone! What I'm doing now, sir, is only the
result or calm reflection--of lying awake nights taking points and jest
spottin' the whole situation. And I'm convinced, Peter, that I can stay
with you no longer. You've been hackin' the keen edge of my finer
feelin's; playin' it very low down on my moral and religious nature,
generally ringin' in a cold deck on my spiritual condition for the last
five years. You've jest cut up thet rough with my higher emotions thet
there ain't enough left to chip in on a ten-cent ante. Five years ago,"
continued Jack, coolly, brushing his curls before the glass, "I fell
into your hands a guileless, simple youth, in the first flush of
manhood, knowin' no points, easily picked up on my sensibilities, and
travellin', so to speak, on my shape! And where am I now? Echo answers
'where?' and passes for a euchre! No, Peter, I leave you to-night.
Wretched misleader of youth, gummy old man with the strawberry eyebrows,
farewell!"
Evidently this style of exordium was no novelty to Pete, for without
apparently paying the least attention to it, he went on surlily packing
his master's valise. When he had finished he looked up at Mr. Hamlin,
who was humming, in a heart-broken way, "_Yes, we must part_," varied by
occasional glances of exaggerated reproach at Pete, and said, as he
shouldered the valise--
"Dis yer ain't no woman foolishness, Mars Jack, like down at dat yar
Mission?"
"Your suggestion, Peter," returned Jack, with dignity, "emanates from a
moral sentiment debased by Love Feasts and Camp Meetings, and an
intellect weakened by Rum and Gum and the contact of Lager Beer Jerkers.
It is worthy of a short-card sharp and a keno flopper, which I have, I
regret to say, long suspected you to be. Farewell! You will stay here
until I come back. If I don't come back by the day after to-morrow, come
to One Horse Gulch. Pay the bill, and don't knock down for yourself more
than seventy-five per cent. Remember I am getting old and feeble. You
are yet young, with a brilliant future before you. Git."
He tossed a handful of gold on the bed, adjusted his hat carefully over
his curls, and strode from the room. In the lower hall he stopped long
enough to take aside Mr. Raynor, and with an appearance of the greatest
conscientiousness, to correct an error of two feet in the measurements
he had given him that morning of an enormous pine tree in whose
prostrate trunk he, Mr. Hamlin, had once found a peaceful, happy tribe
of one hundred Indians living. Then lifting his hat with marked
politeness to Mrs. Raynor, and totally ignoring the presence of Mr.
Raynor's mentor and companion, he leaped lightly into the buggy and
drove away.
"An entertaining fellow," said Mr. Raynor, glancing after the cloud of
dust that flew from the untarrying wheels of Mr. Hamlin's chariot.
"And so gentlemanly," smiled Mrs. Raynor.
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