and that was only an amnesty of forty years while the Israelites were
wandering in the wilderness. But when you are deep in the heart of the
country, scouring woods, climbing mountains, and fording rivers, having
with your usual improvidence neglected to furnish yourself with stout
boots, then a "horrid chasm," or series of chasms, yawning in the only
pair that are of any use to you, presents a spectacle which no
reflective mind can contemplate without dismay.
It was, in fact, with a good deal of dismay that the individual in
question sat down, one morning, on "Webster's Unabridged,"--that being
the only available seat in an apartment not over-capacious,--and went
into a committee of the whole on the state of her boots. The prospect
was not inviting. Heels frightfully wrenched and askew, and showing
indubitable symptoms of a precipitate secession; binding frayed,
ravelled, evidently stubborn in resistance, but at length overpowered
and rent into innumerable fissures; buttons dislocated, dragged up by
the roots, yet clinging to a forlorn hope with a courage and constancy
worthy of a better cause; upper-leather (glove-kid), once black, now
"the ashen hue of age," gray, purple, flayed, scratched, and generally
lacerated; soles, ah! the soles! There the process of disintegration
culminated. Curled, crisped, jagged, gaping, stratified, laminated,
torn by internal convulsions, upheaved by external forces, they might
have belonged to some pre-Adamic era, and certainly presented a series
of dissolving views, deeply interesting, but not, it must be confessed,
highly entertaining.
After arranging these boots in every possible combination,--side by
side, heel to heel, toe to toe,--and finding that the result of each
and every combination was that
"No light, but rather darkness visible,
Served only to discover sights of woe,"
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