“Because they're not. Every town and every neighborhood, city or
country, has its freaks and every freak within five miles will be over
in that lighthouse parlor to-night. Just take 'em for freaks, that's
all, but DON'T take 'em for samples of our people down here.” She
paused, and then added, with an apologetic laugh, “I guess you think
I am pretty peppery on the subject. Well, I get that way at times,
particularly just after the summer is over and the city crowd has been
here lookin' for 'characters.' If you could see some of the specimens
who come over from the hotel, see the way they dress and act and speak!
'Oh,' one creature said to me; 'oh, Miss Phipps,' she gushed, 'I am just
dyin' to meet some of your dear, funny, odd, quaint characters. Where
can I find them?' 'Well,' said I, 'I think I should try the Inn, if I
were you. There are funnier characters there than anywhere else I know.'
Of course, I knew she was at the Inn herself, but that didn't make it
any the less true.... There! I've preached my sermon. Now, Mr. Cabot,
we'll go into the sittin' room and let Primmie clear off the table. Zach
Bloomer--he's the assistant light keeper--is comin' to tell us when it's
time to go to the seance.”
In the sitting room they talked of various things. Galusha, listening to
his cousin's stories and jokes, had almost forgotten his powder barrel.
And then, all at once, a spark fell, flashed, and the danger became
imminent.
Said the banker, addressing Martha and referring to her lodger: “What
does this cousin of mine find to do down here, Miss Phipps? How does he
manage to spend so much money?”
“Money?” repeated Martha. “He--spend money? Why, I didn't know that he
did, Mr. Cabot. He is very prompt in paying his board. Perhaps I charge
him too much. Is that what you mean?”
“I guess not. He hasn't paid you thirteen thousand dollars for board,
has he?”
“Thirteen thousand dollars! Well, I guess not--scarcely. What are you
talkin' about, Mr. Cabot? What is the joke?”
“I don't know. That's one of the things which, now that I am down here,
I should like to find out. Somehow or other, since he has been on the
Cape, he has managed to get rid of over thirteen thousand dollars. He
SAYS he has given it to some of his mummy-hunting friends, but I am
rather suspicious. He hasn't been organizing a clam trust, has he, Miss
Phipps?”
Plainly, Martha did not know what to make of this speech. It was a joke,
of course, but just where the point of the joke was located she was not
sure. To her, thirteen thousand dollars was an enormous sum. The idea
that her lodger, gentle, retiring little Galusha Bangs, possessed a half
of that fortune was a joke in itself. But... And then she saw Galusha's
face and the expression upon it.
“Why--why, Mr. Bangs!” she exclaimed.
Cabot turned and he, too, saw the expression. He burst out laughing.
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