“Loosh,” he declared, “you are superb; do you realize it? So you don't
know whether you are in love with her or not. Well, put it this way:
Would you like to marry her, have her for your wife, live with her for
the rest of your days?”
Galusha considered this astounding proposition, but only for the
briefest possible moment. His gentle, dreamy, wistful countenance seemed
almost to light up from within. His answer was given in one breath and
as if entirely without conscious volition.
“Oh, very much,” he said, in a low tone. “Oh, yes, very much.”
The Boston banker had been on the point of laughing when he asked the
question. But he did not laugh. He whistled instead. Then he smiled, but
it was not a smile of ridicule.
Jumping from the fence rail, he laid a hand on his relative's shoulder.
“Well, by Jove!” he exclaimed. “Forgive me, old man, will you? I had no
idea you were taking it so seriously. I... Well, by Jove!”
Galusha did not speak. The same queer ecstatic brightness was upon his
face and he was looking now, not at the grinning cherub, but at the
distant horizon line of gray-green ocean and slate-gray sky. Cabot's
grip on his shoulder tightened.
“So you really want to marry her,” he said.... “Humph!... Well, I'll be
hanged! Loosh, you--you--well, you certainly can surprise a fellow when
you really make a business of it.”
The brightness was fading from Galusha's face. He sighed, removed his
spectacles, and seemed to descend from the clouds. He sighed again, and
then smiled his faint smile.
“Dear me,” he said, “how ridiculous it was, wasn't it? You like a joke,
don't you, Cousin Gussie?”
“Was it a joke, Loosh? You didn't look nor speak like a joker.”
“Eh? Oh, yes, it was a joke, of course. Is it likely that a woman like
that would marry ME?”
Again he astonished his relative into turning and staring at him. “Marry
you?” he cried. “SHE marry YOU? For heaven's sake, you don't imagine
there is any doubt that she would marry you if you asked her to, do
you?”
“Why, of course. Why should she?”
“Why SHOULD she? Why shouldn't she jump at the chance, you mean!”
“Oh--oh, no, I don't. No, indeed. You are joking again, Cousin Gussie,
of course you are. Women don't like me; they laugh at me, they always
have, you know. I don't blame them. Very often I laugh at myself. I am
eccentric. I'm 'queer'; that is what every one says I am--queer. I don't
seem to think just as other people do, or--or to be able to dress as
they do--or--ah--oh, dear, everything. It used to trouble me a good deal
when I was young. I used to try, you know--ah--try very hard not to be
queer. I hated being queer. But it wasn't any use, so at last I gave
up trying. My kind of queerness is something one can't get over,
apparently; it's a sort of incurable disease. Dear me, yes, quite
incurable.”
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