is around screeching and carrying on for his dinner till you would think
he hadent had anything for a month instead of only since breakfast. I
will write again pretty soon. Lots of love to you and Mr. Bangs and do
tell me when you go to ride on a camel. That would be some sight, I will
say, and Zach he says so, too, but he bets you can do it if you set
out to and so do I. Anyhow, you can if Mr. Galusha skippers the cruise
because that man can do anything. And to think that I used to calculate
he had the dropsy or was a undertaker or a plain fool or something.
Well, you can't never tell by a person's looks, can you, Mrs. Martha.
Zach says so, too.
Yours truly,
PRIMROSE CASH.
P.S. Have you seen Mr. Bangs dig up any mummies yet? How he can do it
and keep out of jale, my saving soul, I don't know. To say nothing of
maybe catching whatever it was they died of.
P.S. Won't you please try and see if you can't have a tintype took when
you ride the camel and send me one?
(Extracts from a letter from Mr. Galusha Bangs to Mr. Augustus Cabot.)
. . . And so, as you see, Cousin Gussie, we are getting on well with
the work of preparation and shall be ready to leave soon. Our excavating
this season will be but preliminary, of course owing to our late start.
I am enjoying it all immensely and it is wonderfully exhilarating and
inspiring to be back once more in the field. But my greatest inspiration
is my wife. She is a remarkable woman. A most extraordinary woman,
I assure you. How in the world I managed to exist without her
companionship and guidance and amazingly practical help all these
years I cannot imagine. And I did not really exist, of course, I merely
blundered along. She is--well, I really despair of telling you how
wonderful she is. And when I think how much of my present happiness I
owe to you, Cousin Gussie, I...
* * * * *
But the greatest miracle, the miraculousness--I don't know there is such
a word, but there should be--of which sets me wondering continually, is
that she should have been willing to marry an odd, inconsequential sort
of stick like me. And I find myself saying over and over: “WHAT have I
ever done to deserve it?...”
Mr. Cabot was reading the letter from which these extracts were made to
a relative, a Miss Deborah Cabot, known to him and the family as “Third
Cousin Deborah.” At this point in the reading he looked up and laughed.
“By Jove!” he exclaimed. “Isn't that characteristic? Isn't that like
him? Well, I told him once that he was magnificent. And he is, not as I
meant it then, but literally.”
Third Cousin Deborah sniffed through her thin nostrils. “Well, perhaps,”
she admitted, “but such a performance as this marriage of his is a
little too much. _I_ can't understand him, Augustus. I confess he is
quite beyond ME.”
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