He must set forth from every tolerable-sized town with an ample supply
of tea, sugar, coffee, brandy, good oil, wine, salt, to say nothing of
solids. The having something ready gives him leisure to forage and make
ulterior preparations. Those who have a _corps de réserve_ to fall back
upon--say a cold turkey and a ham--can always convert any spot in the
desert into an oasis; at the same time the connection between body and
soul may be kept up by trusting to _venta_ luck, of which more anon; it
offers, however, but a miserable existence to persons of judgment. And
even when this precaution of provision be not required, there are never
wanting in Spain the poor and hungry, to whom the taste of meat is
almost unknown, and to whom these crumbs that fall from the rich man’s
table are indeed a feast; the relish and gratitude with which these
fragments are devoured do as much good to the heart of the donor as to
the stomach of the donees, for the best medicines of the poor are to be
found in the cellars, kitchens, and hampers of the rich. All servants
should be careful of their traps and stores, which are liable to be
pilfered and plundered in _ventas_, where the élite of society is not
always assembled: the luggage should be well corded, for the devil is
always a gleaning, _ata al saco, ya espiga el diablo_.
Formerly all travellers of rank carried a silver olla with a key, the
_guardacena_, the _save_ supper. This ingenious contrivance has
furnished matter for many a pleasantry in picaresque tales and farces.
Madame Daunoy gives us the history of what befel the good Archbishop of
Burgos and his orthodox olla.
[Sidenote: HARES AND RABBITS.]
There is nothing in life like making a good start; thus the party
arrives safely at the first resting-place. The cook must never appear to
have anything when he arrives at an inn; he must get from others all he
can, and much is to be had for asking and crying, as even a Spanish
Infante knows--the child that does not cry is not suckled, _quien no
llora, no mama_; the artiste must never fall back on his own reservoirs
except in cases of absolute need; during the day he must open his eyes
and ears and must pick up everything eatable, and where he can and when
he can. By keeping a sharp look-out and going quietly to work the cook
may catch the hen and her chickens too. All is fish that comes into the
net, and, like Buonaparte and his marshals, nothing should be too great
for his ambition, nothing too small for his rapacity. Of course he will
pay for his collections, which the aforesaid gentry did not: thus fruit,
onions, salads, which, as they must be bought somewhere, had better be
secured whenever they turn up. The peasants, who are sad poachers, will
constantly hail travellers from the fields with offers of partridges,
rabbits, melons, hares, which always jump up in this pays de l’imprévu
when you least expect it: _Salta la liebre cuando menos uno piensa_.
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