General Bounce; Or, The Lady and the LocustsWhyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
General
General Bounce; Or, The Lady and the Locusts
Whyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
The advanced guard, led by the handsome subaltern, was several hundred
paces in front. The Hottentots brought up the rear, and the “Fighting
Light-Bobs,” commanded by their grey-headed captain, formed the
column. With them marched Charlie, conspicuous in his blue lancer
uniform, now respectfully addressing his superior officer, now jesting
good-humouredly with his temporary comrades. The sun rose on a jovial,
light-hearted company; when next his beams shall gild the same arid
plains, the same twining _mimosas_, the same glorious landscape, shut
in by the jagged peaks of the Anatola mountains, they will glance back
from many a firelock lying ownerless on the sand; they will deepen the
clammy hue of death on many a bold forehead; they will fail to warm
many a gallant heart, cold and motionless for ever. But the men go on
all the same, laughing and jesting merrily, as they “march at ease,”
and beguile the way with mirth and song.
“We’ll get a sup o’ brandy to-night, anyhow, won’t us, Bill?” says a
weather-beaten “Light-Bob” to his front-rank man, a thirsty old
soldier as was ever “confined to barracks.”
“Ay,” replies Bill, “them black beggars has got plenty of lush--more’s
the pity; and they doesn’t give none to their wives--more’s their
sense. Ax your pardon, sir,” he adds, turning to Charlie, “but we
shall advance right upon their centre, now, anyways, shan’t us?”
Ere Charlie could reply he was interrupted by Bill’s comrade, who
seemed to have rather a _penchant_ for Kaffir ladies. “Likely young
women they be, too, Bill, those niggers’ wives; why, every Kaffir has
a dozen at least, and we’ve only three to a company; wouldn’t I like
to be a Kaffir?”
“_Black!_” replied Bill, in a tone of intense disgust.
“What’s the odds?” urged the matrimonial champion, “a black wife’s a
sight better than none at all;” and straightway he began to hum a
military ditty, of which fate only permitted him to complete the first
two stanzas:--
“They’re sounding the charge for a brush, my boys!
And we’ll carry their camp with a rush, my boys!
When we’ve driven them out, I make no doubt
We’ll find they’ve got plenty of lush, my boys!
For the beggars delight
To sit soaking all night,
Black although they be.
And when we get liquor so cheap, my boys!
We’ll do nothing but guzzle and sleep, my boys!
And sit on the grass with a Kaffir lass,
Though smutty the wench as a sweep, my boys!
For the Light Brigade
Are the lads for a maid,
Black although she may be.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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