General Bounce; Or, The Lady and the LocustsWhyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
General
General Bounce; Or, The Lady and the Locusts
Whyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
The ladies are very smart; and even Mary Delaval (the third occupant
of the carriage), albeit quieter and more dignified than ever, has
dressed in gaudier plumage than is her wont, as is the practice of her
sex when they are about to attend what they are pleased to term “a
breakfast.” As for Blanche, she is too charming--such a little,
gossamer bonnet stuck at the very back of that glossy little head, so
that the beholder knows not whether to be most fascinated by the
ethereal beauty of the fabric, or wonder-struck at the dexterity with
which it is kept on. Then the dresses of the pair are like the hues of
the morning, though of their texture, as of their “trimmings,” it
becomes us not to hazard an opinion. Talk of beauty unadorned, and all
that! Take the handsomest figure that ever inspired a statuary--dress
her, or rather undress her to the costume of the Three Graces, or the
Nine Muses, or any of those _dowdies_ immortalised by ancient art, and
place her alongside of a moderately good-looking Frenchwoman, with
dark eyes and small feet, who has been permitted to dress _herself_:
why, the one is a mere corporeal mass of shapely humanity, the other a
sparkling emanation of light and smiles and “tulle” (or whatever they
call it) and coquetry and all that is most irresistible. Blanche and
Mary, with the assistance of good taste and good milliners, were
almost perfect types of their different styles of feminine beauty. The
General, too, was wondrously attired. Retaining the predilections of
his youth, he shone in a variety of under-waistcoats, each more
gorgeous than its predecessor, surmounting the whole by a blue coat of
unexampled brilliancy and peculiar construction. Like most men who are
not in the habit of “getting themselves up” every day, he was always
irritable when thus clothed in “his best,” and was now peculiarly
fidgety as to the right turn by which his carriage should reach the
barracks where the “Loyal Hussars,” under the temporary command of
Major D’Orville, were about to give a breakfast of unspeakable
splendour and hospitality.
“That way--no--the other way, you blockhead!--straight on, and short
to the right!” vociferated the General to his bewildered coachman, as
they drew up at the barrack-gate; and Blanche timidly suggested they
should ask “that officer,” alluding to a dashing, handsome individual
guarding the entrance from behind an enormous pair of dark moustaches.
“That’s only the sentry, Blanche,” remarked Mary Delaval, whose early
military experience made her more at home here than her companion.
“Dear,” replied Blanche, colouring a little at her mistake, “I thought
he was a captain, at least--_he’s very good-looking_.”
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