General Bounce; Or, The Lady and the LocustsWhyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
General
General Bounce; Or, The Lady and the Locusts
Whyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Thus, although the ringing of the door-bell that announced the
long-expected arrival of the guests from Africa vibrated through the
very hearts of the ladies in their dressing-rooms, even as it vibrated
through the ground-floors and offices of Newton-Hollows, we are not to
suppose that it crumpled a fold of muslin or moved a single ringlet
out of its place with its agitating summons. Below-stairs, indeed, the
old butler settled himself hastily into his coat, and rushed to the
door with as hearty a welcome for the travellers as if it had been his
own house; whilst from a gallery that overlooked the hall divers
lighted candles might be seen glancing, and pretty faces looking down
from beneath smart caps, all eager to get a glimpse at Cousin Charlie,
whose wounds and exploits had made him a second Roland in the
estimation of these admiring damsels; while sundry exclamations might
have been overheard, as, “Which is him?” “That’s Master Charles, him
in the pea-jacket.” “Lor’, how thin he’s growed!” and, “Well, he’s a
genteel figure, let alone those ’orrid moustaches,” from the upper
housemaid, who was a new acquisition since Charlie’s departure, and
having once been engaged to a journeyman glazier, thought herself a
judge of young men. But the General had rushed from his den in the
meantime, half-dressed as he was, and had pulled Charlie into the
well-lighted drawing-room, and had shaken Frank Hardingstone a hundred
times by the hand, and was never tired of reiterating his welcome, and
his delight at seeing them both once more.
“God bless you, Frank!” exclaimed the General for the twelfth time, as
he fidgeted about the room in braces and shirt-sleeves. “What! you’ve
brought him back safe and well? D----n me, sir (God forgive me for
swearing), I tell you I’ll _never_ forget it. Zounds, don’t tell me!
Brought him back, sir, like a resurrectionist! I never thought to see
this day, sir--I tell ye--Gratitude! how d’ye mean? And you, Charlie,
my trump of a boy--thanked in Orders--General Orders, by all the gods
of war! Ah, I hadn’t lectured you over the old port for nothing. You
took ’em in flank, the rascals. _In flank_, or I’ll eat ’em. Don’t
tell _me_; couldn’t be done otherwise. Lads! lads! it’s too much: you
make me feel like a child again. What?” and the old General’s eyes
began to overflow with the fulness at his heart; so he relapsed into a
state of unusual gruffness, and stirred the fire fiercely to conceal
his emotion; and finally hurried them off to dress. “None of your
licentious camp habits here, Charlie. Dine to a minute, you dog! I
trust you’ll find your room comfortable, Frank, my boy. I saw to the
fire myself not half-an-hour ago. What? Ring for what you _want_, and
my servants will bring you what they _have_.” So the old gentleman
toddled off to finish his own personal adornment, and the guests, with
beating hearts, well concealed from each other, proceeded to dispatch
theirs as quickly as might be.
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