General Bounce; Or, The Lady and the LocustsWhyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
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General Bounce; Or, The Lady and the Locusts
Whyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“They look nervous, Tim, most on ’em,” observes Captain Rocket, while
with his own hands he adjusts “the tackle,” as he calls it, on his
horse; and his friend “Tim” giving him a “leg up,” he canters Sober
John past the stand, none of the ladies thinking that docile animal
has the remotest chance of winning. “He seems much too quiet,” says
Blanche, “and he’s dreadfully ugly.” “Beauty is not absolutely
essential in _horses_, Miss Kettering,” replies a deep, quiet voice at
her elbow. Major D’Orville has resumed his place by her side. Though
he thinks he is paying attention to Blanche, he cannot, in reality,
forbear hovering about Mrs. Delaval. That lady, meanwhile, with
clasped hands, is hoping with all her heart that Captain Rocket may
_not win_. If “wishes were horses,” we think this young gentleman now
tearing down the course upon Haphazard, throwing the dirt round him
like a patent turnip-cutter, would have a good many of hers to bear
him on his victorious career. By the way, Mary has never found her
glove; we wonder whether that foolish boy knows anything about it. And
talking of gloves, look at that dazzling pair of white kids on a level
with his chin, in which “Mohair, of the Heavies,” is endeavouring to
control Bendigo. He has had two large glasses of sherry, yet does he
still look very pale--another, and yet another, comes striding past
like a whirlwind--Sir Ascot rides Lady Lavender, and Cornet Capon is
to pilot the Fox. It is very difficult to know which is which amongst
the variegated throng, and the ladies puzzle sadly over their cards,
in which, as is usually the case at steeple-chases, the colours are
all set down wrong. Each damsel, however, has one favourite at least
whom she could recognise in any disguise, and we may be sure that
“blue-and-orange” is not without his well-wishers in the grand-stand.
Major D’Orville is an admirable cicerone, inasmuch as besides being
steward, he has a heavy book on the race, and knows the capabilities
of each horse to a pound, whatever may be his uncertainty as regards
the riders. “Your cousin has a very fair chance, Miss Kettering--he
seems to ride uncommonly well for _such a boy_; Sir Ascot wants
nerve, and Mohair can’t manage his horse.” “See, they’ve got ’em in
line,” exclaims the General, who is in a state of frantic excitement
altogether. “Silence, pray! he’s going to--ah, the blundering
blockhead, it’s a false start!” Major D’Orville takes out his
double-glasses, and proceeds quietly without noticing the
interruption, “Then the Fox has been lame, and Capon is a sad
performer; nevertheless, you shall have your choice, Miss Kettering,
and I’ll bet you a pair of gloves on the----By Jove, they’re off,” and
the Major puts his glasses up in scarcely veiled anxiety, whilst Mary
Delaval’s heart beats thick and fast, as she strains her eyes towards
the fleeting tulip-coloured throng, drawing gradually out from the
dark mass of spectators that have gone to witness the start.
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