The unusually loud noise made by the band reached Thady Gallagher in the
bar of the hotel. He stopped abruptly in the middle of a speech which he
was making to Mr. Billing. After a moment’s hesitation he rushed to the
door of the hotel. The sight of the people, standing bare-headed and
silent while the band played, convinced him that Dr. O’Grady was in the
act of perpetrating a treacherous trick upon the sincerely patriotic but
unsuspecting inhabitants of Ballymoy. Standing at the door of the hotel
he shouted and waved his arms. Mr. Billing stood behind him looking on
with an expression of serious interest. Nobody could hear what Gallagher
said. But Father McCormack and Doyle, fearing that he would succeed in
making himself audible, hurried towards him. Doyle seized him by the
arm, Gallagher shook him off angrily.
“It shall never be said,” he shouted, “that I stood silent while
an insult was heaped upon Ballymoy and the cause of Nationalism in
Ireland.”
“Whisht, now whisht,” said Father McCormack. “Sure there’s nothing to be
angry about.”
“There is what would make any man angry, any man that has the welfare of
Ireland at heart. That tune——”
“It isn’t that tune at all,” said Father McCormack. “It’s another one
altogether.”
“It’s not another,” said Gallagher, “but it’s the one I mean. Didn’t
Constable Moriarty say it was?”
“Oughtn’t you to listen to his reverence,” said Doyle, “more than
to Moriarty? But if you won’t do that, can’t you hear the tune for
yourself?”
“I can hear it; and what’s more I can see the Major with his hat off and
the young fellow that’s down from Dublin Castle with his hat off, and
the doctor——”
“It’s my belief, Thady,” said Doyle, “that you’re three parts drunk. It
would be better for you to go back into the hotel.”
He caught Gallagher by the arm as he spoke and held him fast Young
Kerrigan reached the end of his tune with a triumphant flourish. Dr.
O’Grady put on his hat again. One by one the various bystanders followed
his example. Lord Alfred Blakeney looked round him, puzzled.
“Surely that wasn’t the National Anthem?” he said.
“I thought,” said Dr. O’Grady, “that you didn’t know one tune from
another.”
“I don’t; but, hang it all, a man can’t be aide-decamp to His Excellency
without getting to know the sound of the National Anthem. What tune was
it and why did we all take off our hats?”
“You tell the Lord-Lieutenant when you get back,” said Dr. O’Grady,
“that we all, including Major Kent, who’s a strong Unionist, stood
bare-headed while the band played. He’ll be able to guess what tune it
was, and he’ll be pleased.”
“But it wasn’t the——”
“A speech will now be made,” said Dr. O’Grady, addressing the crowd,
“by Lord Alfred Blakeney as representative of the Lord-Lieutenant of
Ireland.”
“But I’m not,” said Lord Alfred clutching at Dr. O’Grady. “His
Excellency will be furious if he hears——”
“Go on,” said Dr. O’Grady pushing him towards the statue. “Stand on the
pedestal.”
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