Caricatures and cartoons -- Great Britain; English wit and humor; English wit and humor, Pictorial
It was not until he had walked up and down the long street for at least
the tenth time that he came to any resolution: at last he slapped his
buckskins, as much as to say _I have it_, and walking on a little
farther, he looked at the clock which was in the coach-office, crossed
the street, and went over to the hotel, which was directly opposite.
But I must now describe the appearance and dress of the person in
question. He was a man of about thirty-five years of age, of handsome
exterior, tall, and well made; he wore powder, a white cravat, a blue
coat, very short figured waistcoat, and the articles in question, to
wit, a pair of buckskin inexpressibles, to which must be added a pair of
white top-boots. He had also a surtout-coat, of fine cloth, over all, but
which was unbuttoned when he entered the hotel. In short, he appeared
to be a dandied, rakish sort of gentleman of the time, with a look and
manner implying that he had plenty of money to spend, and did not care a
fig for anybody. No one could have ever imagined, with such an external
appearance, that he had no more than one guinea in his pocket. Our
gentleman walked into the coffee-room of the hotel, and took his seat in
one of the boxes, with an air of pretension. In an authoritative tone he
called the waiter, and when the waiter came, he called for the bill of
fare, which was humbly presented. Our gentleman ran down its contents.
"I'll have a bit of fish, waiter,--which do you recommend to day?"
"All good, sir; but cod and oyster-sauce just in season."
"Well, then, let it be so, with a broiled chicken and mushrooms. If I
recollect right, you had some good wine here once?"
"Yes, sir--we have the same bin now--the port you mean, sir?"
"Yes, the port; tell Mr.---- I forget the landlord's name."
"Mr. Bansom."
"Very true;--tell Bansom to let me have a bottle of his best, and a pint
of good madeira for dinner."
"Yes, sir. When will you have your dinner?"
"As soon as it can be got ready. In the mean time get me a newspaper."
In due time the dinner made its appearance, and ample justice was done
to it by our gentleman. After the cloth was removed, the port wine was
produced, and this he appeared determined to enjoy, as he remained at
table sipping it until every other person who had been in the coffee-room
had quitted it, and he was left alone. He then poured out the last glass,
rang the bell, and demanded his bill. It was all ready:--
£ _s._ _d._
Fish 0 2 6
Fowl and mushrooms 0 5 6
Madeira 0 4 0
Port 0 7 0
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Total, including extras 1 4 6
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