But although the commissioners were pleasantly minute and clear in their instructions for filling up their circulars, they will still be wide away from the real statistics of the population, when all the bills are returned and the totals properly added. What industrious enumerator, we would ask, did, with praiseworthy indefatigability, leave a schedule at the temporary habitations of the thousand individuals who on the Monday in question were located upon Ascot Heath, in anticipation of the approaching races? Who dared to penetrate into the mysteries of the yellow caravans there collected, or invade the Bohemian seclusion of the tilted hovels? What account was taken of the roadside tent-holders, and the number of the families of these real "potwallopers?" Is the following paper relating to these people, which has fallen into our hands, the mislaid document of a careless enumerator of the Sunning-hill district, or is it an attempt to play upon our credulity: (COPY.) Name, (if any) of the House, or of the Village or } Caravan, No. 937,654. Hamlet in which it stands. } Name of the Street or other part of the Town, (if in } Winkfield Lane. a Town), and No. of the House. } ----------------+-------+---------+--------------+---------+--------- Name and | | |Of what |If born |If born surname of each| Age | | Profession, | in the | in person who | of | Age | Trade, or | County. |Ireland, abode or slept | Males.| of | Employment, | | in this House | | Females.| or if of | |&c. on the night | | | Independent | | of June 6. | | | means. | | ----------------+-------+---------+--------------+---------+--------- Bill Soames | 45 | |Shoman. | No |don't Kno | | | | | Mary Soames | | 38 |Wife--vurks | No | No | | | the barrul | | | | | horgan outside| | Gipsy Mike |not | |None. | No |No veres | Nown | | | | pertickler Phelim Conolly | 35 | |Black vild |not | never Knowd | | | ingian. | sartin | Sarah Cooper | | 24 |tellin off | No | | | | fortuns. | | Young Chubby a | 2 | |ired fur the |St. Giles's| babby | | | Races. | | Brummagim Harry | 40 | |keeps a | Yes | | | | Thimble-rig. | | ----------------+-------+---------+--------------+---------+---------