Gerald Eversley's Friendship: A Study in Real LifeWelldon, J. E. C. (James Edward Cowell)
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Gerald Eversley's Friendship: A Study in Real Life
Welldon, J. E. C. (James Edward Cowell)
Endowed public schools (Great Britain) -- Fiction; Friendship in youth -- Fiction
In point of fact, ‘swelldom’ (like some other highly coveted human
distinctions) consists not so much in the possession of privileges
as in the general belief that those privileges are possessed by the
‘swells.’
Mysterious indeed, except to the initiated, are the outward and visible
signs of ‘swelldom,’ but not less mysterious is the fact of ‘swelldom’
itself. At St. Anselm’s (for of that school only is it necessary to
speak) there were some boys who became ‘swells’ by prescriptive title,
such as the captain of the school, and the boys of a year’s standing
in the cricket and football elevens. About them no question could
arise in any well-ordered mind. But a number of other boys there were
who stood, as it were, on the borderline of ‘swell-land.’ They might
or might not at any time be privileged to cross the border. Until or
unless they could cross it, they were like the spirits which Dante
saw in the first circle of his ‘Inferno.’ How a boy came to cross the
border, he himself could hardly explain. But as a boy spends many days
perhaps, or weeks, trying to swim, and all but swimming, and then one
day, without any direct assignable cause, feels that he can swim, so a
boy might aspire to ‘swelldom,’ and live close to it for ever so long
a time and be excluded from it, and then at last wake up some morning
and feel that he was a ‘swell,’ like the great poet who awoke to find
himself famous.
Harry Venniker had been a ‘swell’ for a long time, ever since the term
in which he ‘got his flannels.’ So good an athlete, so popular a boy
was admitted to the charmed circle as of right. Gerald Eversley, it
will be believed, had never dreamed of ‘swelldom;’ the ‘swells’ were
the last boys with whom he would naturally associate. But it was the
practice of the ‘swells’ to co-opt occasionally, though only on rare
occasions, some boy who, by his position or character or attainments,
might be thought not incapable of shedding lustre even upon their
distinguished order. Gerald Eversley was now the third boy in the
school. He was acknowledged to be the cleverest boy. He had won the
school a holiday by winning the Balliol scholarship--and he was Harry
Venniker’s friend.
The ‘swells’ were divided in opinion about co-opting him into their
order. Some of them had hardly spoken to him, and doubted how they
should get on with him. Others thought that he was ‘the kind of
fellow to be encouraged.’ But it was Harry Venniker’s warm support
that carried the day; Gerald Eversley might be passed over, but Harry
Venniker’s friend could not. It was intimated to Gerald, according
to the mysterious freemasonry of public-school life, that he might
consider himself as exalted (not altogether through his own merit) to
the august hierarchy of the ‘swells.’
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