Get-Rich-Quick Wallingford: A Cheerful Account of the Rise and Fall of an American Business BuccaneerChester, George Randolph
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Get-Rich-Quick Wallingford: A Cheerful Account of the Rise and Fall of an American Business Buccaneer
Chester, George Randolph
Businessmen -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Swindlers and swindling -- Fiction
Za-a-a-am! At last here came the band, two and two, down the street, to
the inspiriting strains of "Marching Through Georgia," with Will Derks
at the head in a shako two feet high and performing the most marvelous
gyrations with a shining brass baton. Throw it whirling right over a
telephone wire, for instance, and never miss a stroke! Right through the
crowd went the band, and in about ten minutes it came back to the lively
step of "The Girl I Left Behind Me." Following the music came carriages,
trailed off by Ben Kirby's gayly decorated grocery wagon; and in the
first carriage of all were the Honorable G. W. Battles, the Honorable
Timothy Battles, Judge Lampton, and last, but not least, that master of
golden plenty, Colonel J. Rufus Wallingford! Ah, there rode the progress
and prosperity, the greatness and power, the initiative and referendum
not only of Battlesburg, but of a dozen once poor, now rich, villages
between Lewisville and Elliston! Amid mingled music and huzzas the noble
assemblage took their places upon the platform, the gentlemen in the
front row, the ladies in the rear; and, at one side, was a table and a
chair for that thoroughly alive representative of the press, Clint
Richards.
The band stopped abruptly. The Honorable G. W. Battles had held up his
hand for silence. He had the honor to introduce the speaker of the day,
Mayor Timothy Battles, but before doing so he would take up a trifle of
their time, only a few brief moments, to congratulate his beloved fellow
citizens upon the brave and patriotic struggle they had made to bring
Battlesburg to such a thriving condition that it could attract Eastern
capital; and in vivid, glowing, burning words he depicted the glorious
future that awaited Battlesburg when she should become the new Queen of
the Prairies, the new Metropolis of the Middle West, the new Arbiter of
Commerce and Wealth! Nobody escaped the Honorable G. W. Battles. From
the farmer's hired hand who tilled the soil to the millionaire whose
enterprise had made so much possible to them, he gave to every man his
just and due meed of praise, and there was not one within hearing of his
voice who did not ache at that very moment to vote for the Honorable G.
W. Battles, for something, for anything! For full forty-five minutes he
introduced the speaker of the day, sitting down at last amid deafening
cheers that were so aptly described in that evening's issue of the
Battlesburg _Blade_ as "salvos of applause."
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