Get-Rich-Quick Wallingford: A Cheerful Account of the Rise and Fall of an American Business BuccaneerChester, George Randolph
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Get-Rich-Quick Wallingford: A Cheerful Account of the Rise and Fall of an American Business Buccaneer
Chester, George Randolph
Businessmen -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Swindlers and swindling -- Fiction
"Don't do that!" interposed his son quickly. "Wheat is going up so
rapidly because the growers are holding it for a dollar and a half.
Every man who sells his now, weakens the price that much."
"Is _that_ the way of it!" exclaimed the old man, enlightened at last,
and he kicked reflectively at a piece of turf. "To make money out of
this all the farmers must hold their wheat for a dollar and a half! Say,
Hamlet; Charlie Granice sold his wheat at a dollar-six to go into this
thing. Adam Spooner and Burt Powers and Charlie Dorsett all sold theirs,
and they're all members of this association. Ham, I'm going right home
to sell my wheat."
"They are traitors!" charged Hamlet angrily. "I won't send that money
away for you."
"Send it away!" retorted the old man. "Not by a danged sight you won't!
I'll sell my wheat right now while it's high, and put my money in the
bank along with the fifteen hundred I've got there; and you go ahead and
be your own fool. I know advice from your old daddy won't stop you."
Not many, however, were like old man Tinkle, and J. Rufus Wallingford,
as he sped toward Chicago, was more self-congratulatory than he had ever
been in all his life. A million dollars! A real million! Why, dignity
could now attach to the same sort of dealing that had made him forever
avoid the cities where he had "done business." Heretofore his operations
had been on such a small scale that they could be called "common
grafting," but now, with a larger scope, they would be termed "shrewd
financiering." It was entirely a matter of proportion. A million! Well,
he deserved a million, and the other millions that would follow. Didn't
he look the part? Didn't he act it? Didn't he live it?
"Me for the big game!" he exulted. "Watch me take my little old
cast-iron dollars into Wall Street and keep six corporations rotating in
the air at one and the same time. Who's the real Napoleon of Finance?
Me; Judge Wallingford, Esquire!"
"Pull the safety-rope and let out a little gas, J. Rufus," advised
Blackie Daw dryly. "Your balloon will rip a seam. The boys on Wall
Street were born with their eye-teeth cut, and eat marks like you before
breakfast for appetizers."
J. Rufus only laughed.
"They'd be going some," he declared. "Any wise Willie who can make a
million farmers jump in to help him up into the class of purely
legitimate theft, like railroad mergers and industrial holding
companies, ought to be able to stay there. The manipulator that swallows
me will have a horrible stomachache."
Mrs. Wallingford had listened with a puzzled expression.
"But I don't understand it, Jim," she said. "I can see why you got the
farmers together to raise the price of wheat. It does them good as well
as you. But why have you worked so hard to make them speculate?"
J. Rufus looked at her with an amused expression.
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