Marriage -- Drama; Married people -- Drama; Weddings -- Drama
EDITH. Then dont grudge me my self-respect and independence. I
insist on it in fairness to you, Cecil, because in this way there
will be a fund belonging solely to me; and if Slattox takes an
action against you for anything I say, you can pay the damages
and stop the interest out of my salary.
SOAMES. You forget that under this contract he will not be
liable, because you will not be his wife in law.
EDITH. Nonsense! Of course I shall be his wife.
COLLINS [his curiosity roused] Is Slattox taking an action
against you, miss? Slattox is on the Council with me. Could I
settle it?
EDITH. He has not taken an action; but Cecil says he will.
COLLINS. What for, miss, if I may ask?
EDITH. Slattox is a liar and a thief; and it is my duty to expose
him.
COLLINS. You surprise me, miss. Of course Slattox is in a manner
of speaking a liar. If I may say so without offence, we're all
liars, if it was only to spare one another's feelings. But I
shouldnt call Slattox a thief. He's not all that he should be,
perhaps; but he pays his way.
EDITH. If that is only your nice way of saying that Slattox is
entirely unfit to have two hundred girls in his power as absolute
slaves, then I shall say that too about him at the very next
public meeting I address. He steals their wages under pretence of
fining them. He steals their food under pretence of buying it for
them. He lies when he denies having done it. And he does other
things, as you evidently know, Collins. Therefore I give you
notice that I shall expose him before all England without the
least regard to the consequences to myself.
SYKES. Or to me?
EDITH. I take equal risks. Suppose you felt it to be your duty to
shoot Slattox, what would become of me and the children? I'm sure
I dont want anybody to be shot: not even Slattox; but if the
public never will take any notice of even the most crying evil
until somebody is shot, what are people to do but shoot somebody?
SOAMES [inexorably] I'm waiting for my instructions as to the
term of the agreement.
REGINALD [impatiently, leaving the hearth and going behind
Soames] It's no good talking all over the shop like this. We
shall be here all day. I propose that the agreement holds good
until the parties are divorced.
SOAMES. They cant be divorced. They will not be married.
REGINALD. But if they cant be divorced, then this will be worse
than marriage.
MRS BRIDGENORTH. Of course it will. Do stop this nonsense. Why,
who are the children to belong to?
LESBIA. We have already settled that they are to belong to the
mother.
REGINALD. No: I'm dashed if you have. I'll fight for the
ownership of my own children tooth and nail; and so will a good
many other fellows, I can tell you.
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