Marriage -- Drama; Married people -- Drama; Weddings -- Drama
HOTCHKISS. No: I am a snob, not a beggar. [He sits down in the
General's chair].
COLLINS. We dont seem to be getting on, do we? Miss Edith: you
and Mr Sykes had better go off to church and settle the right and
wrong of it afterwards. Itll ease your minds, believe me: I speak
from experience. You will burn your boats, as one might say.
SOAMES. We should never burn our boats. It is death in life.
COLLINS. Well, Father, I will say for you that you have views of
your own and are not afraid to out with them. But some of us are
of a more cheerful disposition. On the Borough Council now, you
would be in a minority of one. You must take human nature as it
is.
SOAMES. Upon what compulsion must I? I'll take divine nature as
it is. I'll not hold a candle to the devil.
THE BISHOP. Thats a very unchristian way of treating the devil.
REGINALD. Well, we dont seem to be getting any further, do we?
THE BISHOP. Will you give it up and get married, Edith?
EDITH. No. What I propose seems to me quite reasonable.
THE BISHOP. And you, Lesbia?
LESBIA. Never.
MRS BRIDGENORTH. Never is a long word, Lesbia. Dont say it.
LESBIA [with a flash of temper] Dont pity me, Alice, please. As I
said before, I am an English lady, quite prepared to do without
anything I cant have on honorable conditions.
SOAMES [after a silence expressive of utter deadlock] I am still
awaiting my instructions.
REGINALD. Well, we dont seem to be getting along, do we?
LEO [out of patience] You said that before, Rejjy. Do not repeat
yourself.
REGINALD. Oh, bother! [He goes to the garden door and looks out
gloomily].
SOAMES [rising with the paper in his hands] Psha! [He tears it in
pieces]. So much for the contract!
THE VOICE OF THE BEADLE. By your leave there, gentlemen. Make way
for the Mayoress. Way for the worshipful the Mayoress, my lords
and gentlemen. [He comes in through the tower, in cocked hat and
goldbraided overcoat, bearing the borough mace, and posts himself
at the entrance]. By your leave, gentlemen, way for the
worshipful the Mayoress.
COLLINS [moving back towards the wall] Mrs George, my lord.
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