The clerk, a pale, very thin young man, whose weak eyes were enlarged by
thick-lensed glasses, thrust a printed form through the wicket of his
cage, and went on with his work upon a big ledger, having apparently not
the slightest interest in foolish young couples who wanted to commit
matrimony.
“Answer all the questions,” the clerk mumbled, without looking up.
“Table in the corner over there. Pen and ink.”
Sally and David were laughing helplessly by the time they had taken
seats at the pine table in the corner. “Proving you’re never as
important as you think you are,” David chuckled. “Let’s see. ‘Place of
residence?’ I suppose we’ll have to put Capital City. But that chap
certainly doesn’t give a continental who we are or where we’re from.
We’re all in the day’s work with him, thank heaven. Don’t forget to put
your age at eighteen, darling.”
When they presented their filled-in and signed application for a
marriage license, the clerk accepted it with supreme indifference,
glancing at it and drew a stack of marriage license blanks toward him.
As he began to write in the names, however, he frowned thoughtfully,
then peered through the bars of his cage at the blushing, frightened
couple.
“Your names sound awfully familiar to me,” he puzzled. “Where you from?
Capital City? Say, you’re the kids that got into a row with a farmer and
busted his leg, ain’t you?”
Sally pressed close to David, her hands locking tightly over his arm,
but David, as if he did not understand her signal, answered the clerk in
a steady voice: “Yes, we are.”
“I read all about you in the papers,” the clerk went on in a strangely
friendly voice. “I reckon your story made a deep impression on me
because I was raised in an orphans’ home myself and ran away when I was
fourteen. I hoped at the time that you kids would make a clean get-away.
I see the young lady’s had a couple of birthdays in the last month,” he
grinned and winked. “Eighteen now, eh?”
“Yes,” Sally quavered and then laughed, the lid of her right eye
fluttering slowly down until the two fringes of black lashes met and
entangled.
The clerk’s pen scratched busily. “All right, youngsters. Here you are.
Justice of the peace wedding?”
“We’d rather be married by a minister,” David answered as he laid a $20
bill under the wicket and reached for the marriage license.
“That’s easy,” the clerk assured him heartily. “Like every county seat,
Canfield’s got her ‘marrying parson.’ Name of Greer. He’s building a new
church out of the fees that the eloping couples pay him. Lives on
Chestnut street. White church and parsonage. Five blocks up Main street
and turn to your right, then walk a block and a half. You can’t miss it.
And good luck, kids. You’ll need lots of it.”
David thrust a hand beneath the wicket and the two young men shook
hands, David flushed and embarrassed but smiling, the clerk grinning
good-naturedly.
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