With his eyes as remote and sad and patient as if he had not heard or
understood a word of the constable’s insult, Jan obeyed, rolling his
trousers to the knees. When the Doubting Thomas representative of the
law had pinched the pale, putty-colored flesh of Jan’s pitifully thin
calves and found them to be flesh-and-blood indeed, he passed on, red of
face, furious at the snorts of laughter which filled the tent.
“What if he takes a notion to wash my face?” Sally shivered, bending
low, in an attitude of mystic concentration, over the crystal which she
was pretending to read for a farmer’s wife who had no interest in Boffo,
the human ostrich, but who did have perfect faith in the powers of
“Princess Lalla.” “What if he is just pretending to be interested in the
other freaks and is really looking for me? Has Nita dared to tip him off
that Sally Ford is here?”
But her little sing-song voice droned on, predicting prosperity and
happiness and “a journey by land and sea” for the credulous farmer’s
wife.
“What’s your real name, sister?” the constable demanded loudly,
officiously, stamping up the steps that led to the little platform.
“Please,” Sally pleaded prettily, making her eyes wide and cloudy with
mystic visions, “do not een-terr-upt! The veesion she will go away!”
“You let her alone, Sam Pelton!” the farmer’s wife commanded tartly. “Go
on, Princess Lalla. I think you’re just wonderful—knowing about my
mother being dead and even her name and all.”
And Sally continued the reading with Constable Pelton breathing audibly
upon her neck as she bent her small head gravely over the crystal. When
she could think of nothing else to tell the highly pleased woman, she
was desperate. It seemed to her that everyone in the tent was looking at
her, reading panic in her trembling fingers, in her fluttering eyelids.
“Gimme a knockdown to my past, present and future, Sister,” the
constable suggested with heavy sarcasm and jocularity. “Reckon an
officer of the law don’t have to pay. And you’d better make it a good
one, or I’ll run you in for obtaining money under false pretenses. Come
on, now! Miz Holtzman has already give you a good tip-off, and I guess
my star speaks for itself. Knowing my name and my business, you oughta
be able to fake a pretty good line for me, but if you don’t tell me my
wife’s name, how many kids I got, where I come from, and anything else
I’m a-mind to ask you, I’ll make you a present of free board and lodging
at the county’s expense.”
Unknown to Sally, whose eyes were fixed, blind with fear, upon the
crystal tightly cupped in her ice-cold palms, Gus, the barker, had drawn
near enough to hear the constable’s threats and demands.
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