Frontier and pioneer life -- Québec (Province) -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Short stories
Here the conference was broken by Johnnie’s offering to show where
the ground hogs kept house, and off he and his companion trotted to
a remote stone-pile, and did not turn up till supper time, when they
burst in upon Mrs Crowdie with the appetite of hawks, and the girl so
full of the wonders she had seen that her tongue never rested until she
became sleepy. When laid away for the night, Mrs Crowdie sat in the
gathering gloom to think over what she should do. The day had passed
without any one coming to enquire for a lost girl, which very much
surprised her. So far as her own inclinations went, she would rather
nobody ever came, but she knew that somewhere a poor mother’s heart
was in agony over the loss, and she resolved that, next morning, after
breakfast she would drive to Huntingdon to find out if there had been
any enquiries.
A SHADE OF MYSTERY.
With many injunctions to Roose, that she was to “be a guid bairn till
she got back, an no go near the soos or the wall,” Mrs Crowdie next day
betook herself to the village, where she arrived in due course and went
first to the office of the president to find out whether he had heard
aught. Entering she spied through the net-work that surmounted the
counter a man in his shirt-sleeves leaning over a desk writing, with
his head turned away from her.
“Hey, man!” No response.
“Whar will I find your maister?” No response.
“Whatna ticket is this?” as her eye here fell on a card hung to the
wire-netting, and she spelt out slowly, “THIS--IS--MY--BUSY--DAY. Fegs,
by the look o’ him I should say it is. Hey, man!” No response, the man
of the big ledger calmly continuing to write.
“Eh, puir chiel!” exclaimed Mrs Crowdie, “he maun hae a hard maister or
be dull o’ hearin,” and she thereupon rattled on the counter with her
umbrella.
“Oh, were you wanting me. Want to pay your church seat, eh?”
“What na kirk? St Andrew’s, say ye? Na, na, I dinna gang there. Dod!
You dinna need to have a seat in ony kirk, for there are a’ kin o’
bodies that ca’ themselves preachers rinnin aboot. Says I to ane that
pit maist impertinent questions to me about my saul--an us Scotch folk
dinna show our hearts to every Jock and Tam--My man, ye pit me in mind
o’ a finger-post, ye pint the way ye dinna gang yoursel. Ye see, I kent
ocht o’ him.”
“That’s a good one,” exclaimed the man of the pen as he rubbed his left
arm.
“Gin I had my way, there wad be a riddle afore every college door
to try the coofs wha wad wag their heids in a poopit. I ken o’ some
chuckie heads it wad hae thrown aside.”
“Not a bad idea. And what can I do for you? You’ll want an organ?”
“Me an organ! I’d suner tryst a parritch pat.”
“It’s a nice thing to have a little music, and the young ladies soon
learn to play.”
“I’se ken ye noo. I saw ye at the show. Ye can blaw a horn but ye canna
blaw my lug. I want to see your maister.”
“What name?”
“My name’s Mrs Crowdie; kent by her neebors as ane that pays as she
buys an is due naebody.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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