Frontier and pioneer life -- Québec (Province) -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Short stories
At this, Aileen, who had been quivering with restrained merriment,
burst into a ripple of laughter, loud and long, and an echo from
beneath showed there were amused auditors at the hatchway. The mate
grew purple with wrath. Seizing Mrs O’Flaherty by the shoulder he
fairly screamed, “You old hag, you know all about it; show me the
thief.”
The woman rose to her feet, her long grey hair hanging damp and limp in
straggling locks. With a twinkle in her eye she composedly regarded the
mate and dropping him a curtsey, said, she could “not refuse so purlite
a gintlemin. Thravellin in furrin parts is as good for manners as a
boardin-school eddication, Mrs Finegan.”
With an oath the mate shouted, “Show me the thief.”
“It’s that same I’m going to do,” she replied, “Come afther me,” and
she put her foot on the ladder that led into the hold. The mate shrank
back as if shot. “Are you not acomin?” asked Mrs O’Flaherty. “Indade
its proud we will all be to see yer bewtiful face below for ye have
never been down to see us yet.”
“He’s bashful,” interjected Mrs Doolan, rising, “come wid me, if ye
plaze, Mr Mate, an I’ll interjuce you.”
The mate was glaring with a look in which fear mingled with baffled
rage. The crones noted his state of mind and enjoyed it. “Can ye tell
me, Mrs O’Flaherty, where that fine parfume is comin from?”
“Is it the sint aff the mate, yer smellin?” remarked Mrs Finegan, who
had relit her pipe and was looking on with a solemn face. “Sure it’s
camfire, an he shmells av it like an ould maid’s chist o’ drawers.”
“Beggin yer pardon, Mrs Finegan,” retorted Mrs O’Flaherty, “it’s a
docthur he be, an he is comin down to see thim sick wid the favor.”
With a volley of curses the mate turned away. As he went towards the
poop he was followed by a chorus of cries from the old women, Wunna
ye come an git the thafe? How did ye like hot say wather for tay?
Remimber, an send us our tay reglar afther this, not forgittin the
shuggar. There’s a favor patient wants to see ye, sir.
When he disappeared I said to Aileen “none but Irishwomen could have
so settled a bully.” “And no other,” she laughingly replied, “have
captured a cup of tea so neatly.” Towards noon the fog cleared, and the
ship made some progress under a light breeze. There was no death today,
but there are more cases of fever. The boatswain told me that the sight
of the sun today showed we were 600 miles from Newfoundland. Saw the
topsails of a full-rigged ship at the edge of the horizon before sunset.
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