"It was complete persecution!" she went on, crooning her complaints
to herself and patting Cleopatra's arched neck by way of
accompaniment to her thoughts--"Absolute dodging and spying round
corners after the style of a police detective. I just hate a lover
who makes his love, if it is love, into a kind of whip to flog your
poor soul with! Roxmouth here, Roxmouth there, Roxmouth everywhere!-
-he was just like the water in the Ancient Mariner 'and not a drop
to drink.' At the play, at the Opera, in the picture-galleries, at
the races, at the flower-shows, at all the 'crushes' and big
functions,--in London, in Paris, in New York, in St. Petersburg, in
Vienna,--always 'ce cher Roxmouth'--as Aunt Emily said;--money no
consideration, distance no object,--always 'ce cher Roxmouth,' stiff
as a poker, clean as fresh paint, and apparently as virtuous as an
old maid,--with all his aristocratic family looming behind him, and
a long ancestry of ghosts in the shadow of time, extending away back
to some Saxon 'nobles,' who no doubt were coarse barbarians that ate
more raw meat than was good for them, and had to be carried to bed
dead drunk on mead! It IS so absurd to boast of one's ancestry! If
we could only just see the dreadful men who began all the great
families, we should be perfectly ashamed of them! Most of them tore
up their food with their fingers. Now we Vancourts are supposed to
be descended from a warrior bold, named Robert Priaulx de
Vaignecourt, who fought in the Crusades. Poor Uncle Fred used to be
so proud of that! He was always talking about it, especially when we
were in America. He liked to try and make the Pilgrim-Father-
families jealous. Just as he used to boast that if he had only been
born three minutes before my father, instead of three minutes after,
he would have been the owner of Abbot's Manor. That three minutes'
delay and consideration he took about coming into the world made him
the youngest twin, and cut off his chances. And he told me that
Robert the Crusader had a brother named Osmond, who was believed to
have founded a monastery somewhere in this neighbourhood, and who
died, so the story goes, during a pilgrimage to the Holy Land,
though there's no authentic trace left of either Osmond or Robert
anywhere. They might, of course, have been very decent and agreeable
men,--but it's rather doubtful. If Osmond went on a pilgrimage he
would never have washed himself, to begin with,--it would have
destroyed his sanctity. And as for Robert the warrior bold, he would
have been dreadfully fierce and hairy,--and I'm quite sure I could
not possibly have asked him to dinner!"
She laughed at her own fancies, and guided her mare under a drooping
canopy of early-flowering wild acacia, just for the sheer pleasure
of springing lightly up in her saddle to pull off a tuft of scented
white blossom.
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