Far away from St. Rest, the greater world swung on its way; the
whirl of society, politics, fashion and frivolity revolved like the
wheel in a squirrel's cage, round which the poor little imprisoned
animal leaps and turns incessantly in a miserable make-believe of
forest freedom,--but to the old gardener who lifted the latch of his
gate and went in to the Sunday dinner prepared for him by his stout
and energetic helpmate, who was one of the best dairy-women in the
whole countryside, there was only one grave piece of news in the
universe worth considering or discussing, and that was the 'layin'
low of the Five Sisters.'
"Never!" said Mrs. Bainton, as she set a steaming beef-steak pudding
in its basin on the table and briskly untied the ends of the cloth
in which it had been boiling. "Never, Tom! You don't tell me! The
Five Sisters comin' down! Why, what is Oliver Leach thinking about?"
"Himself, I reckon!" responded her husband, "and his own partikler
an' malicious art o' forestry. Which consists in barin' the land as
if it was a judge's chin, to be clean-shaved every marnin'. My
wurrd! Won't Passon Walden be just wild! M'appen he's heard of it
already, for he seems main worrited about somethin' or other. I've
allus thought 'im wise-like an' sensible for a man in the Church wot
ain't got much chance of knowin' the wurrld, but he was jes'
meanderin' along to-day--meanderin' an' jabberin' about a meek an'
quiet sperrit, as if any of us wanted that kind o' thing 'ere! Why
it's fightin' all the time! If 'tain't Sir Morton Pippitt, it's
Leach, an' if 'tain't Leach it's Putty Leveson--an' if 'tain't
Leveson, why it's Adam Frost an' his wife, an' if 'tain't Frost an'
his wife, why it's you an' me, old gel! We can get up a breeze as
well as any couple wot was ever jined in the bonds of 'oly
matterimony! Hor-hor-hor! 'Meek an' quiet sperrit,' sez he--'have
all of ye meek an' quiet sperrits'! Why he ain't got one of 'is own!
Wait till he 'ears of the Five Sisters comin' down! See 'im then! Or
wait till Miss Vancourt arrives an' begins to muddle round with the
church!"
"Nonsense! She won't muddle round with the church," said Mrs.
Bainton cheerfully, sitting down to dinner opposite her husband,
'What nesh fools men are, to be sure! Every-one says she's a fine
lady 'customed to all sorts of show and gaiety and the like--what
will she want to do with the church? Ten to one she never goes
inside it!"
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