"I wrote that sentence on purpose so that Edwardes might enjoy the
contrast afterwards."
"There aren't many men who would have thought of that," Fred said, and,
as he was trying to rot me, I agreed with him quite seriously, and
added that I thought it was very kind of me to think so much about
Edwardes.
"But didn't he like the contrast?" Murray asked, and I thought the way
he looked at Fred, as if something was amusing him, was fairly hard
upon me.
"He would have liked it," I said emphatically, "if I had ever given him
a chance. I mean if he had ever given me one."
"What do you mean?" Fred asked, and I could see that it was time for me
to come to the point of my tale.
"After I had read a sentence and a half, Edwardes hopped out of his
chair, glared at me and said he wanted to hear no more. He then kicked
me out of the room, and what I want to know is the reason why he did
it; and if you two fellows can tell me that instead of grinning like
two Chinese idols, you will be of some use." The recital of my
ill-treatment had made me annoyed with both Fred and Murray.
Neither of them said anything for a moment, but both of them were, I
regret to say, amused. They missed the serious injustice of my story
altogether, and though there was some excuse for Fred, who must have
found it difficult to think of anything except his blue, there was no
reason why Murray should not do or say something to show how sorry he
was for me.
"He couldn't have turned you out of the room for that," was all he said.
"I tell you he did, and he was angry, very angry. The man has gone
utterly and hopelessly cracked; it is just my luck to get a lunatic for
a tutor," I replied, forgetting for the instant that Murray also had a
share in Edwardes.
"He was sane enough yesterday," Murray said.
"Perhaps he is one of those fellows who is affected by the sun," Foster
put in.
"There has been precious little sun to-day," Murray, who was in a most
aggravating mood, declared.
"I never said anything to him, but just began to read my essay, and
then he jumped on me. I shall complain to the Warden and see what he
has to say about it. I like the Warden," I added, by way of showing
Murray that I could appreciate a reasonable don when I found one.
Fred said that the whole thing was extraordinarily queer, and that
there must be some explanation of it; but Murray, after being quiet for
a minute, began to fidget like a man who has been puzzling over an
acrostic, and is beginning to discover what it is all about. My people
used to do acrostics, and, when they were completely defeated, I did
not mind being in the same room with them; but, as soon as they got
some clue, my father fairly ramped around seeking books which he could
not find, or asking me for information which I could not give him. He
had the acrostic mania quite badly.
"I can tell you why Edwardes kicked you out; at least I believe I can,"
he said at last.
"Well, let us have it quick," I answered.
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